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Your worst D2 joke

Discussion in 'Single Player Forum' started by Disco-neck Ted, Jun 6, 2005. | Replies: 52 | Views: 2384

  1. Disco-neck Ted

    Disco-neck Ted The Dark Library

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    Your worst D2 joke

    "I drink-a the blue potions, but no-a feel like-a super man."


    Your turn.
  2. Manwe

    Manwe IncGamers Member

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    Why, oh why didn't I take the blue potion?
  3. Darkwell

    Darkwell IncGamers Member

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    frosty is not a n00b.
  4. sunbearie

    sunbearie IncGamers Member

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    Didn't understand the 1st, smiled at the 2nd and chuckled at the third.

    Man, I'm sad.
  5. bill_n_opus

    bill_n_opus IncGamers Member

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    I run Baal for the drops!

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    (Ohhhhh, my sides hurt!)
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    GooberGrape IncGamers Member

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    "Horazon's Urinal? Oh, Journal!"


    -GG
  7. damaris

    damaris IncGamers Member

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    saw someone posted on barbarian forum, what was it....

    Erectial Disfunction J00l.... i mean Enhanced Damage...
  8. Greyhound

    Greyhound IncGamers Member

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    Best DII joke?

    Does this count:


    "I am quitting DII for good this time....."
  9. frosty

    frosty IncGamers Member

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    Yay!! I am so not a n00b!

    Hopefully everyone forgot my antics at the PvP tourney......

    :eek:
  10. kabal

    kabal IncGamers Member

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    You mean the time you got slain watching the duel?
    Or the time you got slain by a random monster while clearing the Cold Plains?
    Or just general n00b-ness?

    :eek:
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    ZING!! Got 'im.
  12. tenaka

    tenaka IncGamers Member

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    Where is the best place to find a Zod?
  13. chaos

    chaos Diablo: IncGamers Member

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    Realising the deeper meaning behind 'Disco-nect Ted' only a few years after first encountering it, and with help from a thread in another forum. :lol:

    No jokes on my end, i can only read jokes, not make 'em. :D
  14. Disco-neck Ted

    Disco-neck Ted The Dark Library

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    Ha. Chaos, the forum Romulan: known for de-cloaking, firing a disruptor blast at some hapless idjit and then vanishing again. The quintessential counter-puncher... definitely not lacking wit, there's just nothing here to hit at.

    You've sussed out the name, that just leaves the 'tar to decrypt. ;)

    @Sunbearie: Super mana potions should make-a you invulnerable.
  15. HBeachBabe

    HBeachBabe IncGamers Member

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    perhaps it's just me, but I still gigle over items like "polished wand"

    and just today, before killing Duriel, I asked my partner Tess "what should we put in the 'oriface'?" and she said a long hard shaft.

    I think she's gonna need to steal one of Asheara's potions of manliness for that...
  16. PinkeyandtheBrain

    PinkeyandtheBrain Banned

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    hehehhehehehheheh hahhaha thats pretty good hehehhe no jokes from me. In the orifice hahaheheheehahhaha. sorry thats gonna crack me up for a while.
    Also the stamina shrines all over the place in the game never actually had any use for one past the blood moor... c'mon running around hell with a stamina shrine pshaw. who needs it also usefull info from natyala(the dumb sin in act 3, ya know the one who is a freaking...all talk ect no actuall help)
  17. chaos

    chaos Diablo: IncGamers Member

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    I'd love to decloak more, but seeing as i've no 1.10 experience my purpose here is limited to the occasional snipe. ^^

    And now there's something with the 'tar. o_O"

    Maybe i'll find out in another couple years. This time round i'll try to do it on my own. :lol:
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    Said after touching an armor shrine, and getting the 'your skin hardens' message: "My skin is so dry these days!"
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    The stamina shrine removes the curse put on me when I faced that cursed boss pack... :thumbsup:
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    About a year ago, some bored D2 player here had a thread title "I NEED to make something quick and easy" "twinked or untwinked I dont care"

    being the first to respond, I said

    "Macaroni and Cheese"
    "Untwinked - boiling water and pot"
    "Twinked - microwave"

    :lol: well it was the moment of it.

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