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Was I a bad boy this year?

Discussion in 'Diablo 2 Community Forum' started by Evrae Altana, Dec 24, 2006. | Replies: 18 | Views: 779

  1. Evrae Altana

    Evrae Altana IncGamers Member

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    Was I a bad boy this year?

    So on the night before Christmas Eve
    A bowl of candy in his lap
    A cup of coffee by his sleeve
    Evrae decided to MF a little before his nightly nap.
    While slapping Andy around
    As well as her devilkin friends
    He thought he heard a little sound
    And quickly hit Alt to view what heaven sends.
    But 'twas not an item that dropped
    Nay, the screen "SoJ sold to merchants" did say
    Maybe this server will pop,
    And DClone will come out and play!
    The counter went leaps and bounds
    Up one, up three, up thirteen!
    Evrae remained silent and listened for sounds
    Of the Lord of Terror just waiting to be seen.
    After an hour of patient wait
    The ground shook and mightily tumbled
    Boy, in this night it was very late
    But Evrae did not care, DClone's ready to rumble!
    As he battled with the oversized weevil,
    His heart raced faster and faster,
    As death gripped the Prime Evil,
    Evrae was met with great disaster.
    Lo and behold, as the golden charm fell,
    The game fell silent and nothing stirred,
    A classic sign that the server just went to hell,
    And it was a waste of time, as you can infer.
    Evrae was fuming mad and looked quite sickly!
    How dare the servers fail him now,
    And it didn't even have the decency to drop the game quickly,
    Why oh why did it have to be now?
    So close to another Anni,
    but alas it was not meant to be,
    A dead mercenary was the only sign of Evrae's victory,
    But he had no charm to prove his conquering of DC.
    So with that note he went to bed,
    Wondering what he did to anger the gods of the great abyss,
    Why couldn't this happen to someone else instead,
    Because then the Duckman wouldn't be uber pissed!

    :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
  2. TTTimo

    TTTimo IncGamers Member

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    Wow :sad2: I know how you feel.. But the way you wrote it down almost makes me cry :cry: But theres still one day to go till Xmas.. Maybe theres some mysterious even better gift waiting for you :wink3:
  3. Lord Nyax

    Lord Nyax Banned

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    That poem was hard to read. Couldn't you just have said "Man, the server dropped after I killed DClone and I didn't get my Anni"? Wouldn't that have been easier!?

    ...:grrrr:
    Stupid "Christmas Spirit". Everyone is talking in song now.

    P.S.: That "Why couldn't it just drop quickly?" thing...I know the feeling. I wish that the stupid server would just die when it stops working. Sitting there for ten minutes while the server figures out that it's gone and buried is...annoying.

    P.P.S.: This thread laughs at you. :point:

    :point:
  4. Zalcitabine

    Zalcitabine IncGamers Member

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    A poet duck!

    Interesting that it is the first time i see you writing rhymes and the first time i see you really pissed - though i admit i didn't read all of your 25k posts.

    Sorry for the loss anyways - Bnet is just plain bad at the moment.

    oh man that is so mean :eek:
  5. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    Not bad, although I hate the ABAB pattern (does that have a fancy name?).
  6. Eilo Rytyj

    Eilo Rytyj IncGamers Member

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    Nice one man. Very creative, I love it!

    /QUACK
  7. Dawnmaster

    Dawnmaster IncGamers Member

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    You're still fond of the good old "AABB" pattern?
    "ABAB" is okish, the stuff I really I hate is "ABBA" or "ABACA" etc...

    They might all have terms, but for outsiders, these are clear enough imo.



  8. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    Don't perm
    Don't glitch
    Don't BO on my switch
    Got a mane
    Of arctic blast
    Don't want to play through fast
    And I wanna know if I'm leveling for anything
    And I've got a Sigon's that I'll wear until the end

    I'm a leg-
    Legit player
    I'm a leg-
    Legit player

    Don't rush
    Don't trade
    Don't use stuff I've eBayed
    I cube
    My flaweds
    And I use a Venom Ward
    And I wanna know if I'm leveling for anything
    And I've got a Sigon's that I'll wear until the end

    I'm a leg-
    Legit player
    I'm a leg-
    Legit player

    Don't beg
    Don't dupe
    Don't eth bug in my cube
    Got a Dol
    And an Ort
    Highest runes I ever caught
    And I wanna know if I'm leveling for anything
    And I've got a Sigon's that I'll wear until the end

    I'm a leg-
    Legit player
    I'm a leg-
    Legit player
  9. BabyLink

    BabyLink IncGamers Member

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    I'd say...yes :laugh: Jus go read some of your post this year and you'll understand.
  10. Evrae Altana

    Evrae Altana IncGamers Member

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    Trying to anger me eh? Those that know me know I'm not quick to anger. :azn:
    Although I'll keep this sharpened candy cane by my side just in case. Oh, and sleep with one eye open, not so you can keep watch better, but so you can save me the trouble of pulling back your eyelid later to poke your eye with my sharpened candy cane. :evil:
    Seems like it's getting worse by the day. It wouldn't be so bad if the game dropped while the counter was still going up. But making you wait all that time, only to drop as soon as the Anni hits the ground? That's just insulting.
    That would require too much time. :tongue:
  11. th5418

    th5418 Banned

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    What the hell was that Dondrei?
  12. BigAl

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    Sad to say, lag and server drops are increasing.. A week ago my brother and I were playing.. got the soj's sold message.. waited.. and Dclone spawned.. and the server dropped immediatly, never even got to kill him.

    Sorry, about your loss, and I feel your frustration.

    BigAl
  13. elope with me

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    I was going to write a sonnet.... but I'm horribly stupid.
  14. rykuss

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    Yes, yes you were. :laughing:
  15. DWYkpro

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    Nice legit song ^_^

    Add a line for begging for frees xD or getting stuff from people who quit :D
  16. Evrae Altana

    Evrae Altana IncGamers Member

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    Apparently not anymore. DC just walked again while I was being rushed. Promptly rewarded with a 18/17/10 Annihilus charm. :jig:
  17. Rabbitz

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    :rolleyes:
    Its called cross-rhyme



  18. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    I just realized, Rhubarb is an Australian band so no-one on here is going to recognise "Exerciser". Damn.



  19. §Hex Vex§

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    ...

    Thats my input for this thread...



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