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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by stormrage112345, Dec 2, 2005. | Replies: 29 | Views: 1217

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  1. stormrage112345

    stormrage112345 Banned

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    Koalas

    Are they too cute for their own good? You know what they are. The furry bears. THat are cuddly. And sleep all day. And you can pet them. ANd they can kick Neo's ***. He can dodge bullets, but can a furry bear kill him? Yes it can. Fur allergies. It's too cute for him to resist. And he's a metrosexual. Therefore, he loves furry bears. Vote now. Are they too cute?
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    Koalas, natures most perfect stoners
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    Koalas aren't bears, they're marsupials just like Keanu Reeves. Woah.
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    Man you should really post more.
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    Yes, because if you make them angry, they will rip your face off. That's way too cute to be ripping faces off of heads.
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    I always though of them climbing up power line poles and getting electricuted..

    crazy simpsons in australia..
    or was that.. hmm?
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    Merick IncGamers Member

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    Awwww
    Daisy chain!

    Remember the Koala cartoon on Nickelodeon? Two Koalas lived on this kid's Euclyptus (gave it my best shot) tree.
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    PatMaGroin IncGamers Member

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    What in the world is goin on in that chain picture?
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    Goddamn koalas. Why can't we just ship them all off to the Japanese? Oh, Koaru, so cutu! They deserve each other.

    P.S. Watch out for dropbears though...
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    I voted yes but now I realize that koalas aren't actually that cute. Sorry for ruining the poll.
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    The idealized picture of koalas in my mind is cuter than they are.

    I think part of the cuteness idea is that they look like bears and could be held in your arms if you could get them off the trees... Right?

    So yes, they're too cute. *shrug*
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    My apartment is infested with Koala Bears. It's the cutest infestation ever! Way better than Cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of Koala Bears scatter! And I don't want 'em to, you know? I'm like, 'Hey, hold on, fellas! Let me hold one of you . . . and feed you a leaf.' Koala Bears are so ****ing cute. Why do they have to be so far away from me?

    RIP Mitch

    Is it bad that I can do that from memory?
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    Mecal IncGamers Member

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    they honestly arent that cute.
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    Fixed your typo there...

    Koalas arent cute... they are just lazy, unless if lazy=cute. If that were true i would be very cute.

    Penguins and Frogs own koalas any day
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    Hi All,

    Koala's are definitely NOT cute.

    I once saw an Aussie Bleeper show which did a tribute to the koala. It showed various celebrities holding and patting Koalas, then it showed the Koala's getting annoyed at being held and patted. The little bastards, then proceeded to claw, scratch and pee over the offending person. Great television, seeing the surprised look on the celeb's face as the koalas showed their true nature.

    They are vicious, I tell you. Remember that cute little bunny in Monty Pythons Holy Grail .... It wasn't a bunny, it was a koala in a bunny suit !!!

    Regards
    Syxx
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    I dont think Koala's are really that cute either, But what about these little guys?

    Dont you just wanna give it a hug?
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    I'd hit it.
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    Sure, they are cute, but nothing compared to a kapybara.
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    I hate koalas. I thought they were cute and cuddly, but then I went to Australia to see real ones and they're boring, smelly, and gross.
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    Don't they eat their own faeces? or is that a myth?

    If they do, they 'aint cute.

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