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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Leopold Stotch, Jul 4, 2012. | Replies: 97 | Views: 3877

  1. Leopold Stotch

    Leopold Stotch IncGamers Member

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    This may be our last 4th of July ever because ZE WUHRLD IS ENDING IN FIVE MONTHS!!! OH NOES!!

    Happy Someone-Out-There-Is-Going-To-Put-A-Firecracker-Up-Their-***-And-Try-And-Light-It-From-Their-Cornhole Day! Show your appreciation to our forefathers and light a firecracker from your bum. Have one of your friends videotape it and post it to Utoob!! throw some firecrackers on the ground or your neighbor's gutter!! Stt a fire in a trashcan and kick it over! START MAD CHAOS EVERYWHERE IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM!!!!! FREEDOM, DAMNIT!! THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!

    I'm only kidding. I'm being facetious and feel very dry today. And not because the weather is sucking the moisture out of my skin. (ba-da-ding!) Hapy Independence Day, y'all. Barbeque some birds and blow **** up. Make pretty colors in the sky. Post some pics of your brisket here because, ya know, brisket is ****ing awesome.

    EDIT: WOW. I can't spell for anything!! The American Education System has PHAILED ME!!! Dredd, Kris, someone with gween powah, please, for the love of English teachers and experts everywhere, FIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. LozHinge the Unhinged

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    Hpapy 4th Evreybody! I'm drinking traditional American Guinness, an Irish drink brewed in Dublin*!

    *Dublin, India.

    Happy Indians' Birthday!
  3. pancakeman

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    I just want to say that only pork is real barbecue. Brisket is just lousy beef.


    AMERICA **** YEAH
  4. BobCox2

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    Pastrami rules over BBQ dude.

    I posted the song of the day (a comment on the current times)
    in the what are u listening 2 thread
    but dropping this here. (In spite of or because of the "I don't get no respect" title)

    [video=youtube;pTJSftikR3k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTJSftikR3k[/video]

    It's the best IMHO

    Say what you want 2me this was written to tell you to check at the edges yourself to see if we are still free and inspire you to fight on if the goal is still obscured.


    Last edited: Jul 5, 2012
  5. krischan

    krischan Europe Trade Moderator

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    Leo, I wish you all the best and I hope you are sober again!
  6. jmervyn

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    Well, she IS in Tejas...

    Now let us return to the realm of sobriety:
    Of course, Snopes has to maintain their Lefty cred and fisks this message, but I still like it.



  7. BobCox2

    BobCox2 IncGamers Member

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    leo got started on the drinking early it looks like
  9. krischan

    krischan Europe Trade Moderator

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    And didn't stop that quickly.
  10. BobCox2

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  11. Ash Housewares

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    nice font gaywad
  12. pancakeman

    pancakeman IncGamers Member

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    I think somebody is having a rough day. Comic Sans will cheer him up.




  13. BobCox2

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  14. Stevinator

    Stevinator IncGamers Member

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    Why do people always hate on comic sans?
  15. LozHinge the Unhinged

    LozHinge the Unhinged IncGamers Member

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    It comes up short on the gravitas scale and people hate to think that they lack gravitas. Twats. :yes:



  16. jmervyn

    jmervyn IncGamers Member

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    Because it's the Barney the Dinosaur of TTF's.



  17. nurman

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    But, but, barney is awesome!


  18. Stevinator

    Stevinator IncGamers Member

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    Bah, Jmerv just hates fun. I'd say his heart is three sizes to small, but then he'd get on a rant about Christmas.


    Edit: I changed Xmas to Christmas so he wouldn't rant about that. I wonder if I was fast enough? LOL
  19. jmervyn

    jmervyn IncGamers Member

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    The Grinch is a liberal, of course. Plus, The Lorax is a tale of green socialism.



  20. Stevinator

    Stevinator IncGamers Member

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    I dunno. He IS anti-Christmas, but they also have hints of class warfare in there. the whos (that spelling is weird) might be pleebs and the grinch could be the ebil rich guy who lives above them.

    So you could say the story is a pro-religion story, or you could say it's a spread the wealth liberal story. I'd say, while you're dead on about the lorax being a purposeful story about protecting our forests, the grinch is significantly less politicized. I mean the left and right are both "generous" in their own heads. The right by supporting private charities and the left by supporting "spread the wealth" policies. You can and I'm sure will argue that the left's generosity is fake, but it's not fake to them.

    Anyway, you missed the opportunity to correct me on heart sizes. I think it was 2 sizes.



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