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Help with showering

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Immortal_King, Aug 11, 2009. | Replies: 28 | Views: 2859

  1. Immortal_King

    Immortal_King IncGamers Member

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    Help with showering

    Ok sir I have a bit of a problem here.

    I am in a sort of relationship with a girl, even though she said she didnt want anything serious we kept going out and taking things as they went. Now she's actually made the semi-committment of not dating other people and stayed the night at my apartment on the weekends since she isnt working. We're actually seeing each other pretty much every day now and things feel more serious.

    However here is the problem. Since I was a kid I would never wash my feet. Normally this isnt a problem, but non-feet washing combined with everyday hockey as a young kid means your feet start to stink and eventually they grew a greenish tinged hair at the bottoms of my soles. Now this condition is semi-permanent, I have to use a special anti-fungal soap cream each night when I shower or else it can start to grow back.

    Another contributor to my foot fungus problem was constant peeing in the shower. Seeing the golden trickle flow down into the water then seep past my feet into the drain was so satisfying and relaxing, but it became a serious health problem when combined with my aforementioned condition. So in order to resist I sit down when I shower. It's easier to just sit down in the tub and apply the cream, lather, rinse, then dry off, otherwise I find myself unable to hold back peeing. The tricky part is that whenever I am sitting down in the shower, my butt is laying flat against the porcelain (or whatever material my bathtub is made of I'm not 100% sure) and partially submerged in water. Everyday for the past week I have let loose a massively loud fart with my wet butt flat against a hard surface underwater. The sound echoes throughout the apartment and the lady downstairs actually yelled at me to shut up on Saturday night when I did.

    Naturally, this has become a bit of a problem since I'm not alone in my place all the time anymore. When I had roomates who were friends it was a laughing funny matter that we could all joke about. When its a person I'm intimate with and she's still obviously not totally comfortable and still getting to know me, it is a major turn off and very embarassing moment. We havent talked about this yet, but it's very obviously going to be an issue very soon. Any suggestions?
  2. KremBanan

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    Re: Help with showering

    Best Post ever!
  3. Johnny

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    Re: Help with showering

    Immortal_King has this sexual fetish where he gets off on people reading about his disgusting feet so I'm going to just read the title and then post this and save myself the trouble.
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    Re: Help with showering

    But how did you know it was about his feet, if you only read the title ;)
  5. Johnny

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    Because I already read the 3 other threads labelled shower that went on about him having a pissing party on his furry feet.
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    Re: Help with showering

    Ever considered peeing the other way, so your feet are out of the way?
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  8. BobCox2

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    Re: Help with showering

    At this point I see the title and author here and don't even read it.

    I will post the Final solution for IK - Turn the shower on, put your head under the stream open mouth in the flow and breath deeply of the water OK?
  9. s4nder

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    Re: Help with showering

    I had forgotten who this guy was until I saw "fungus" and "urine." One victim right here -.-
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    Re: Help with showering

    Wouldn't the ammonia and urea from the piss kill off the fungus? JUST SAYING
  11. Dondrei

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    Re: Help with showering

    Does he come in here every month and post that same gross story?
  12. TheOgreMan

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    Re: Help with showering

    I lolled.

    There are pills to cure foot fungus. Expensive, but it gets cured. Pee before you get into the shower. Some girls think farts are funny, if she likes you it won't be a big deal.

    I'm sure she has some issues, too. Just think: she might have a smelly vagina. That is a much bigger problem than anything you have, sorta.
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    Re: Help with showering

    This post, sir, made my day. :thankyou:
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    This is just great :D



  15. Leopold Stotch

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    Re: Help with showering

    bwa hahahaha!!!! i lol'd at that quote!

    bodily functions happen, that's all there is to it. it's her problem if she can't deal. lol, great post!


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    Re: Help with showering

    Here's a thought: maybe just don't do it when she's around? Unless you have some serious compulsions about it, in which case I'd say you have bigger problems than a girl hearing you fart.
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    Re: Help with showering

    All 940 of his posts are about the fictional green stuff.
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    Re: Help with showering

    so you mean you don't piss into the drain?you like piss on the wall away from the showerhead? weird
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    Re: Help with showering

    Good point. I didn't fart in front of my wife until we were married. Then anything went. The best was when she was pregnant and had morning sickness. Pulling the covers over her head after a nice silent one and watching her run from the room dry-heaving was a classic sight indeed. I don't dare do that now.

    Just remember, if she comes into the bathroom while you're sitting on the toilet, the romance is dead. To this day my wife tries to convince me that she doesn't poo.


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    Re: Help with showering

    Ain't no lovin' like giving her a Dutch oven!:rolf:



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