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Entire Diablo III Story in a Few Lines

Discussion in 'Diablo 3 General Discussion' started by Schnarklicks, May 30, 2012. | Replies: 16 | Views: 7325

  1. Schnarklicks

    Schnarklicks IncGamers Member

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    The full moon cast a pale light over Tristram Cathedral. Inside the Cathedral, Leah attended furiously to books and manuscripts.

    Leah had always wanted to fight, until now at least.

    When she was young she watched the magic angels and she said to Tyrael "I want to be a mage Tyrael."

    Tyrael said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

    There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the town of Tristram she knew there were demons. "This is Tyrael" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

    So she gotted her longbow and blew up Belial

    "SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
    "I will shoot at her" said Azmodan he threw his meteor
    Leah shot at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

    "No! I must kill the demons" she shouted
    Then Adria said "No, Leah. You are the demons"
    And then Leah was a demon
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  2. Sass

    Sass IncGamers Member

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    Why not just every story ever?


    Protagonist beats antagonist.



    ZOMG DIASBLOS STORIE AMS TOO EZ!!:
  3. fmulder

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    That's not what happened, it should have started with:

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    betazoid IncGamers Member

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    I can do it in fewer words:

    "MAGIC WAND! MAKE MY MONSTERS GROWWWWWW!!!!!"
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    AceOfJacks IncGamers Site Pal

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    acken IncGamers Member

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    Yeah the story sucked. They did a okay job at delivering it though (cutscenes, dialogues etc) but its still a pile of poop delivered in a golden box.
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    twillight IncGamers Member

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    Some questions on the story of D3 I could not lay my hand on yet. Please help me out:

    - how come the two Lesser Evil the idea of attacking the mortal realm for D3?
    - how Diablo comes back for D3? (Comingout for Mr. Diablo starts to be too frequent, meh. First from the SS, then from the posessed hero, now the BSS...)
  9. CarsV

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    [video=youtube;YcJ_XT3oWtY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcJ_XT3oWtY[/video]
  10. AnimeCraze

    AnimeCraze IncGamers Member

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    Diablo: A family tragedy spanning 3 generations, worthy of a Wagnerian opera.

    I think that sums up the whole thing pretty well, from D1 to D3.
  11. marshmallow

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    Demons are bad, mmkay?
  12. twillight

    twillight IncGamers Member

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    Lol, A3 is a joke xD
  13. droppin

    droppin IncGamers Member

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    He came.....zing
    She saw.....o_O
    We conquered....:D

    The inside commentary can be filled in by yourselves :).
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    Dreamcrusha IncGamers Member

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    we all know whats going to happen in the end of diablo 3, diablo is chained up in hell because of some sacrifice a hero made and then comes diablo 4 where he comes back and reigns evil over tristram and the high heavens
  15. droppin

    droppin IncGamers Member

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    If this is supposed to wrap up sanctuary, we will be fighting the leftover baddies and Trang'oul will come in and "unmake" sanctuary. The evils will still be in the abyss or w/e with lilith so Blizz has an opening for them to come back. Blizz focus will be on Titan at this time so diablo will take another backseat.
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    My take on D3 story

    "No matter what you do you'll never defeat me!" Bad Guy1

    defeat bad guy

    "Beating me means nothing cause there is even a more powerful evil force to destroy after me! BG1

    "You will never destroy my awesome plan of evil awesomeness!!!" BG2

    make baddies plan look like child's play

    "No matter I have a more evil plan of evilness that you can not overcome"

    make short work of 'evil plan'

    "Yes, but that was not my grand plan of super evil that will destroy you!!"

    thwart yet another cliche plan

    "That plan was meaningless and you wasted your time because you will never defeat my evil power of super evil and scariness"

    beat BG2

    "No matter there is another more evil force then myself that you could never defeat with all your power"

    You may have destroyed my brothers and their cats and goldfish and their evil plan of making a super evil stamp collection, but I will not be so easily undone" BG3

    and so it continues over and over and over.....


    and over and over and over
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    And this is exactly why I think the story and boss dialogues was written by a 5 years old. Seriously.


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