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Best Pick-Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by pancakeman, Mar 26, 2012. | Replies: 88 | Views: 7516

  1. pancakeman

    pancakeman IncGamers Member

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    Best Pick-Up Lines

    I'm considering deploying an over-the-top cheesy pick-up line tomorrow, and it got me wondering about really, really good ones. By good ones, of course, I mean bad ones. A few to get us started:

    Are you wearing space pants? Because your *** is out of this world.
    If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?
    I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

    The one I will employ tomorrow, hopefully to great effect:
    Want to get a pizza and ****? (Asterisks are exactly what you think they are.)

    So, OTFers, do your worst.
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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    "Do you work at UPS? Because I could swear you were checking out my package . . ."
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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    I heard that one has a success quota of 5-10%. However, it also has a quota of 20-40% to get a nut kick, that might make your planned activities impossible.



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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    "How YOU doing?" *Follow that with the appropriate Joey Tribbiani head nod*
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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    "Hi — I was just noticing how similar you look to my level 85 Blood Elf Death Knight... not that your scary, and not that I'm *** for playing a female toon, but actually... erm, let me start over. Hi — it doesn't matter what I or you say the reality is biologically we need to **** to ensure the procreation of our species... not that I want a baby, or saying that we should get married or rush things, but actually... erm, let me start over...."

    ^^ That'll TOTALLY work on most girls. Why?

    Because she'll see you as a crippled guy and not a threat. It'll invoke her nurturing nature. She'll give you the best sex ever, because she wants to create an Eden for you to be healed. But as soon as you start acting powerful, she'll be threatened (not secure like you think) and take flight.
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    "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

    You do realize you have to tell us what happens...right?
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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    Ask her if she likes trouser snakes.

    If she asks, "What's a trouser snake?", whip it out.
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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    A mate of mine use to say "Hello, my name is *** and I'm a witch." It actually worked very well.

    The best come back line I ever heard was:

    Guy: "How do you like your eggs in the the morning?"
    Girl: "Unfertilized!"

    CLASSIC!!!!
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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    WIN!
    10chars



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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    when said girl responds by slapping you across the face, just remember the "What? You don't like pizza?" part



    XY: "Would you be offended if I said your hair smells nice?"
    XX: "Uhh... I guess not, no?"
    XY: "What if I was a dwarf?"

    or the classic:
    "Nice dress! It'll look great balled up on the floor next to my bed in the morning."


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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

    "Nice shirt. Wanna ****?"

    "Nice rack. Wanna ****?"

    "Show me those titties!!!!" (and at the "titties" part, you have to drag it out and practically scream it)

    "Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants."

    "I love your eyes. Every time I look at them, I see me." (talking about the reflection eyes give and how you can see yourself sometimes)

    "You have a pretty mouth."

    "You smell like the inside of my momma's purse!" (Family Guy joke. Bestest Friend would tell me this all the time in high school and it would melt my heart. :cloud9:) (not really, but I would laugh because, ya know, i like retarded-*** jokes)

    "My love for you is like diarrhea. It's constantly running."

    THANK YOU! I'm here till Thursday! :thankyou:

    OMG! i just thought of this... use any one of these and you're golden!

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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    This only works as a second line over the phone.
    If you can disguise your voice on the first line, and have It instantly recognized :D on the second one.

    Call and say: I want the **** U

    Then say: Again.
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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    [video=youtube;RCBCNwfRO1I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCBCNwfRO1I[/video]
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    Re: Best Pick-Up Lines

    "I can tell you're going to get laid tonight."

    "Why?"

    "Because I'm stronger than you."
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    so where can I meet you, Stillman?

    :D
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    'Ey yo baby gurl you lookin' mad cute right thur, why don't y'all stand up a little closer to yo boy lemme holla at you a second. Mm mm. I said GAT DAMN if y'ain't one dem fiiiiine honeys yo homes lookin' for, fun times, dat swag, power, choice, prime. FIERCE.
    Yo boy know how to rock it real school, makin' it RAIN real hard, so soaked BENJAMINS be comin' out wit' umbrellas NAHM SAYN? Throwin' dat mad-*** cheddah make you think you was tourin' a CHEESE FACTORY.
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    'Ey yo K-chan, you know y'ain't gotta use dem pick-up lines on me, right?

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