Best Pick-Up Lines I'm considering deploying an over-the-top cheesy pick-up line tomorrow, and it got me wondering about really, really good ones. By good ones, of course, I mean bad ones. A few to get us started: Are you wearing space pants? Because your *** is out of this world. If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me? I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? The one I will employ tomorrow, hopefully to great effect: Want to get a pizza and ****? (Asterisks are exactly what you think they are.) So, OTFers, do your worst.