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Battle of the Century : Man vs Squrril

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by LoVePlAyBoY, Aug 30, 2005. | Replies: 18 | Views: 645

  1. LoVePlAyBoY

    LoVePlAyBoY IncGamers Member

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    AjustinMyJonson IncGamers Member

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    Stupid squirrels, i was paintballing a squirrel yesterday, he didnt even react, it was like i was shootin skittles at him, but he looked like he was wearing a polka dot dress when i was done.

    (If you dont know who Donny Baker is you dont know what im talking about, but its very funny)


    Johnson
     
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    Honestly hippie, get a pellet gun and pay your brat $25 per pelt. The problem will be solved in no time.

    Garbad
     
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    That reminds me a Mole problem we had one time when I was in high school. My mother bought all kinds of stuff for the stupid moles, everything down to and including Wrigley's Spearmint gum, which she heard worked. None of it did. So one day, my father and I took it upon ourselves to get rid of them. He got the water hose, found one of two mole holes in our backyard, plunged the hose, turned it on high, and IW aited at the other hole, with a sharpshooter shovel in hand. Well the mole didn't like the water, so he popped out of his little hole, and, suffice to say, after that he didn't give us any more trouble.
     
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    Anakha1 Banned

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    I once saw a guy pump propane down into a gopher hole and then drop a match in. Since the gas is heavier than air it went right down. The earth shuddered and then there was a horrible smell of burnt fur. No more gopher problem.
     
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    Awesome

    :thumbsup:
     
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    Holy crap!! :eek: This makes me want to try it. Thank you, my laugh of the day.
     
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    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    You can higher companies to come do this for you too.


    My dad and I shoot tree rats all the time, running out of room to bury them now. . .damn things won't stop eating our house and animal control said we can shoot them with an air powered rifle(no CO2).
     
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    Freezing Rain IncGamers Member

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    Meh, imagine if the gophers burrowed near an oil pipe, and there was a small hole in it.. Propane the hole, drop a match, wake up 4 months later in a hospital in China with no hair.
     
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    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    If you have raw oil coming by your house there is something illegal going on.

    If the more likely natural gas was leaking you would smell it before it became any real danger. . .plus the gopher would pass out/die if he went by it for too long.
     
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    :D

    Shut up Randy!
     
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    Hilarious story. Thanks for that one, I enjoyed it immensly. :thumbsup:
     
  13. LoVePlAyBoY

    LoVePlAyBoY IncGamers Member

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    i got it in e-mail from a friend, i got a real good laugh. also maybe i'll share some more.

    this is classic bookmark i'll enjoy reading again.
     
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    Pfft...you wanna know what real squirrels are like? This is what real squirrels do instead of just stealing some guy's nuts.

    And, coincidentally, it tells you what NOT to do to them. :scared:
     
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    If you hit a squirrel with a perfectly hammer'd frisbee you get a wish. The rules are: you have to hit the squirrel with your frisbee, you can backhand, flick, hammer, chickenwing, etc. but hammer is preferred. You can't kill the squirrel or knock it out b/c then it can't grant you your wish. The wish can't be something like "I want a million dollars right here right now" but it can be "i wish to accumulate a million dollars within the next year". There is a time requirement for the wish.

    That's it. It's a great game.
     
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    I play ultimate on the team, and i have no where near enough accuracy to hammer a moving object! (Especially if it's a foot long and very, very fast)
     
  17. LoVePlAyBoY

    LoVePlAyBoY IncGamers Member

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    wow i will never look at squirrel the same, i wonder how many mroe stories are out there.
     
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    That's the whole point of the game. That's why if you can actually h it one with a hammer you deserve a wish :)
     
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    You deserve free fribees for the rest of your life. I'd hate to think how many i'd ruin by hammering the squirrel. (ex. Hit's trees, road)
     

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