Diablo 3 Witch Doctor IRL

[Leord]

I got this from a friend, and it's a very similar representation of the Witch Doctor, but in real life:

Remember that Witch Doctors are basically nude, so if this bothers you in the slightest, don't click the spoiler button...






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Spoiler

The original subtitle was "Why African Women Run So Fast"...

[NioTumsSpik]

What if he could use that penis armor as a weapon?

[konfeta]

Well, now we know why Horrify works.

[Mad Mantis]

See, he's not hunched over.

[Leord]

@NioTumsSpik: Ouch, I wouldn't want to get hit by that =P

@konfeta: Yep. No mask involved at all =)

[NioTumsSpik]

@NioTumsSpik: Ouch, I wouldn't want to get hit by that =P

hehe, it would be an awsome WD class specific item *Penis holder of Doom*

[Leord]

I wonder what affixes it would have? =)

[Matora]

Just a thought, looking at TQ maybe of virility or endowment.

[Mad Mantis]

Originally Posted by Leord

I wonder what affixes it would have? =)

+5 against STD's.

[konfeta]

No, no, it would grant a WD only skill - +1 to Summon Prison *****.