D3's color needs to be changed...to save us all!

Deegan · 10-07-2008, 17:29

"Do I see a rainbow? I'm sorry, but rainbows don't exist in the Diablo universe. I have read all the lore, and there is not a single mention of rainbows in there. Big surprise that Blizzard retconned rainbows into Diablo. Vapid morons. Who do they think they are? I've been playing this series they created for years, and they **** everything up like they own it."

This guy knows what he is talking about.

Grass and water should be removed too. Full spectrum color doesn't exist once zombies and demons walk the earth. It is a fact that brown, blood red and black kick rainbow *** and take over everything. Screw you Crayola! Don't come around here no more colorwheel! The only cool colors are the ones that ninjas wear...and ninjas don't wear no orange!

Remember, when WWZ (World War Zombie) happens the world instantly becomes monochromatic, don't waste no time trying to wash out that blood; EVERYTHING will be RED! Vapid morons will try and plant gardens to grow food but, SCREW THEM, green isn't allowed! Nice try stupid yellow and green corn...better luck next time!

We should just thank the Demons of the Underworld for bursting thru the barren tarmac. Without them we'd never get to live in a dark and dreary wasteland of brown, grey, dark grey, light brown, red, black, reddish brown, reddish black, blackie red, brownie gray and scary redding brown.

So few truly understand what brooding evil really looks like. We're just fortunate to have someone who know that Evil does NOT wear Lime Green! Take that stupid limes...stupid Sprite.

angers · 10-07-2008, 19:21

i laughed.

RyTEK · 10-07-2008, 19:22

LOL, I love it.

lionheart · 10-07-2008, 19:44

Well said, this people dont understand

smartdot · 11-07-2008, 04:11

i cant tell if this is supposed to be a spoof or not.

this reminds me a of quote from my favorite web comic (ego cookie if you know which one):

"..so the Boots of Speed were totally powerful, but they were, like, lime green"

any way: i am if the opposed opinion. I like the brighter colours. i find it easier to see, like the tone better and think it makes the game more "Epic" by making it seem like an entire world, not just dark place #1. Dark place #2 ect.

Sass · 11-07-2008, 07:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by smartdot

i cant tell if this is supposed to be a spoof or not.

this reminds me a of quote from my favorite web comic (ego cookie if you know which one):

"..so the Boots of Speed were totally powerful, but they were, like, lime green"

any way: i am if the opposed opinion. I like the brighter colours. i find it easier to see, like the tone better and think it makes the game more "Epic" by making it seem like an entire world, not just dark place #1. Dark place #2 ect.

<3 OotS

I got a kick from this thread.

p0isonapple · 11-07-2008, 10:04

Grass and water should be removed? Well hell you may as well remove the entire game, because if you're basing this all on "realism" nothing exists without water or grass.. moron.

lionheart · 11-07-2008, 13:24

Dude i think he was bein sarcastic...

Deegan · 11-07-2008, 13:45

Screw water! Only vapid morons think that demons need water. How many showers do you think Diablo took? Baal? That's right: ZERO! Now, if you are made of evil, eat evil, talk evil, spread evil, do you really think you would drink water?!? No! You would drink EVIL!

...Someone just doesn't understand what this game is supposed to be.

Sein Schatten · 11-07-2008, 22:01

lol