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    Re: College...

    Watching all those True Facts videos. "True facts" is a tautology, btw. All facts are true.

    Can we all agree that squirrels are more interesting than college?

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    No, we cannot agree.

    College had Neppie Monford, who had the second cutest behind I have ever seen.
    Squirrels, OTOH, have kleptomaniacal tendencies plus boundary issues.

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    That is blatantly false. Why are there mouse traps and no squirrel traps, then?

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    Re: College...

    Quote Originally Posted by stillman View Post
    That is blatantly false. Why are there mouse traps and no squirrel traps, then?
    https://www.google.com/search?q=squirrel+traps&tbm=isch

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    Those look like sadist toys. Squirrels are not only well groomed, but they also store their food, meaning they don't have to steal from us. I've lived in many wretched places, including the woods, and the squirrels were always well mannered. They're like unicorns; you're lucky to ever get near one.

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    Re: College...

    Quote Originally Posted by LozHinge the Unhinged View Post
    plus boundary issues.

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    Re: College...

    Quote Originally Posted by stillman View Post
    I've lived in many wretched places, including the woods, and the squirrels were always well mannered.
    Chipmunks have manners. Squirrels are bushy-tailed rats that vandalize bird feeders. Only gophers are more deserving of a well-placed bullet.

    What is it with the varmint interest anyway?

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    Re: College...

    Quote Originally Posted by stillman View Post
    All facts are true.
    Grammatically and technically this is true (no pun intended), but facts are slippery little buggers that are up for interpretation and can change when we are not looking.

    Getting back to the off topic of this thread, we don't have squirrels in Australia, not in the wild anyway, we have possums. Fantastic for eating all the fruit off my fruit trees and bonking in our roof space in the middle of the night. Possums are also a godsend for the power companies. When ever there is a blackout the companies always say "sorry, not our fault, the possums did it!"
    Last edited by TheNix; 03-06-2013 at 02:12.

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    Varmints Hijacked this thread by the 3rd post.
    My old Dog killed at least 6 possums that I can remember, they would go for the trash cans or the citrus tree and he would get them then I would have to clean up the mess.

    He also would dig the gophers right out of the holes and kill them in numbers more than I can count.

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    I'll bet he left the squirrels alone. They are too noble.

    Quote Originally Posted by BobCox2 View Post
    That was all a misunderstanding. When he figured out it wasn't a tree, he jumped many storeys to escape. A rat would stick around and crap everywhere.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dredd View Post
    Chipmunks have manners. Squirrels are bushy-tailed rats that vandalize bird feeders.
    Anything outside is fair game.

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