Don't forget Chris Hansen!Originally Posted by stillman
Oh, gawd. I'm a hick.I call mosquitoes their proper name, but when writing a grocery list, I write "cukes". I don't call them that but I will short hand it that way. Used to work at a restaurant... in my small hometown... where one guy did... call... them.... ****! >< And I don't look at Auto Trader mags but man, I have such a boner for Stringrays.
I don't find objects sexy, but ohmygawd I want to lick the curves on this thing and just caress it! Beautiful. Wish I could have one.
WHOOOOAAA....
"Oh, I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see, I calls ya Chris Handsome. I watch yo’ TV show all the time. So you can gon’ head & brang in them cameras & po-lices waitin’ outside, it don’t make me no difference. Now, I tell you what: I likes ya, & I want cha. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way; the choice is yours."
I don't expect a lot of people to get this reference. >.>
These are more my "wet dream" ^^
Totally normal. Except we call them Skeeters. The last "er" makes us not hicks.Oh, gawd. I'm a hick.
*sexy vet pic*
I don't find objects sexy, but ohmygawd I want to lick the curves on this thing and just caress it! Beautiful. Wish I could have one.
We grow our own cukes, well, the family does, I don't have a yard i'm allowed to plant in. We sometimes call them that.
And as for sexy objects:
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This one for summer
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and this one for winter. We don't want salt on the vet.
Shut up, I love those old grand wagoneers. That one needs a little bit bigger tires though. If I can't find one of those, then...
When I was in high school, my best friend had one of these:
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with just a slight lift (less than shown), a CB/PA that we made out of the old speakers when we re-did the stereo. We made little mounts and set them up behind the grill. That truck found its way into all sorts of trouble. The thing was invincible. That could be an acceptable replacement for my winter ride. Heck, that one isn't that much older than the burban i'm driving now.
Always knew you were a dude.
I'm not so much for the Stingrays, myself. I'm probably REALLY outdated, but when I was young it was always...
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If we're going old school all the way, my earliest and bestest memories of cars:Spoiler
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My First Car was close to this exact type though the rear window was different
Formula S 383 V8
Silver 68 Special edition Cuda with the wraparound rear window.
Low end torque city.
It was my Dads.
He also had a 69 Roadrunner (The Gold one) that he liked better, and a white 66 Ford Fairlane Sedan
for Mom.
I learned to drive with Muscle Power and cheap gas.
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I was originally going for a Mazda Mx3, I called the garage I wanted to buy the car, they said okay, come over and we'll sign the papers, but when I got there, they just sold the car to somebody who just came by to check on cars...
So I settled for a Hyundai Excell, after that I bought a new car, Ford Focus Trend, and after that I've actually been a year without a car, doing everything with a bicycle, and now we bought a new family car, a Dacia Lodgy Laureat.
Still waiting for a chance to buy my "wet dream" Mustang...
EDIT: damn, we're going way off topic here ^^
[tries to look innocent]
That MX3 you didn't buy would've been the most fun of them all. And now that you're with child, you've gotta wait 20 years to get anything cool.
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