Cover Letter Assistance/Opinions Please.

[BobCox2]

sooo... You're saying wear polka dots and xmas lights that form the word "derp" ? Gotcha!

What if i go naked? That won't make me look too easy, right?

Got an email back from a recruiter. Not about this job i am looking into, but another. We'll see what happens!

Another question. I sent my rezzie in docx format. So, if i want to send it as another file, and they don't say specifically what to use, what should i send it as? Pdf? Doc? I ask because of some of the suggestions above and... Yeah. >.>

.pdf file or .Tif

Docx ex is editable.

pdf or tif is not, and don't send docx.

I would swear thats in the notes here.

[jmervyn]

.pdf file or .Tif

Definitely .PDF - .TIF is generally too big. .DOCX is M$FT shyte, and can be unpredictable (plus editable as Bob says).

Also, don't do naked; flesh always looks pale and washed out under fluorescent lighting.

Spoiler

I'd go with duct tape instead.

[BobCox2]

Well we can photoshop pdf but your can photoshop anything.



I'm using this for the body



so no worries about the naked flesh

[Leopold Stotch]

Thanks, everyone, for the advice! Got it done. Hopefully it's good.

[stillman]

Oh, I forgot to mention the most important thing! You have to hand deliver them a physical copy scented with the right pheromones. Those are chemicals elephants excrete to help them communicate. Nvm, though. Just make sure you get the stuff from Africa. Otherwise, they will toss your application in the reject pile. They won't even look at it. I hope I'm not too late! Sent 7 emergency PMs.

[Stevinator]

Oh, I forgot to mention the most important thing! You have to hand deliver them a physical copy scented with the right pheromones. Those are chemicals elephants excrete to help them communicate. Nvm, though. Just make sure you get the stuff from Africa. Otherwise, they will toss your application in the reject pile. They won't even look at it. I hope I'm not too late! Sent 7 emergency PMs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLq2-uZd5LY



Why do tags hate me?

[Dredd]

Why do tags hate me?

Steve, you only have to insert the jibberish after v= between the youtube tags. In your case, [.youtube]zLq2-uZd5LY[/.youtube]. That's all there is to it, bud.

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Dredd, you bugger. Steve's discomfiture was all I had left to live for.

[BobCox2]

Steve, you only have to insert the jibberish after v= between the youtube tags. In your case, [.youtube]zLq2-uZd5LY[/.youtube]. That's all there is to it, bud.

Take out the 3 periods of course



and Bobs your Uncle.

[jmervyn]

Dredd, you bugger. Steve's discomfiture was all I had left to live for.

I agree; it was great fun and Dredd had to go spoil it for everyone.

and Bobs your Uncle.

What a horrifying thought.