Skills thread

[stillman]

Post any amazing skills here.

[Leopold Stotch]

Of yourself or other people?

I'm talentless.

[stillman]

Oh Leo, you are an ocean!

[No rules. Post anything.]

[Leopold Stotch]

I'm an ocean? I could go stereotypical ***** and cry, "I'M NOT FAT YOU INSENSITIVE JERK!" but I know you didn't mean it that way. So i will say smile and say "Thank you" and hope that you meant I am so full of talent it fills an ocean.

Well, there was that stripper who tried to do a seductive balcony trick. Apparently she died from the head injury she sustained. RIP Stripper! Had she landed the trick I'm sure it would've been awesome!

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

+1 Leo's talents

Oh yeah, I forgot about her thumbs!

+1 Leo's talents (again)

[nurman]

I can burb at will. Does that count?

Always when my parents call me I like to answer by burping

[krischan]

As I said in a previous thread, I can roll my tongue into a U, salute like a Vulcan and do kneesy-earsy-nosey and finger wiggle. If burping counts, then this counts as well!

[Dredd]

I can roll my tongue into a U

What? Some people can't do this?

salute like a Vulcan

WHAT? Who can't do that?

I'm learning stuff today.

I can peel bananas with my toes. I also routinely pick things off the floor with my feet and either bend my leg back against my butt to grab them with my hand or "foot throw" them wherever they need to go. I often do laundry this way. Think of my Hallux and second toes as acting like pincers. Normally, I wouldn't consider this a "skill," just a freak genetic oddity, but I guess if being able to bend one's tongue into a "u" and doing the vulcan salute qualify, then...

I have a female friend who can pee standing up. IIRC, she can also utilize this ability to write her name in the snow. Maybe that qualifies as well.

[Vivi]

I can sort. Pretty fast. Give me a mess and I bring order to it. A skill that is becoming useless rapidly. Nobody cares.

I have a fantastic handwriting. Again. What does one need that for these days?

I don't have any skills I need. I'm crap with computers, a total clutch with tablets, I don't understand smartphones so I'm not buying one and I'm too retarded to understand how to use Facebook should I want to use it.

Also I have lost my skill to draw. I miss it, it leaves a big gap in my life.

[Galabab]

I piss pple off.

but hey I have a joke about talents.

So at a circus show, a clown comes on stage with a boy and declares:
"Ladies and gentlemen this young boy here has the gift of phenomenal memory! And now he will piss at all the ladies and gentlemen in the front raw!"
The people in the front row stand up in shock, mumble, swear and disperse among other raws.
The clown:
"Ladies and gentlemen this is futile, I just told you, he's the boy with phenomenal memory!"