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    Challenge: Write an even WORSE Cain story for D3 than the devs!

    Is it possible to write an even worse Cain story than the "Butterfly Death" we were given? Would love to see others' attempts. Here's mine:


    HERO: Cain! You're back!

    CAIN: Yerp!

    HERO: Cain, listen... there's something you need to know.

    CAIN: I have to go now. My planet needs me.

    [CAIN levitates up and away, out of screen never to be seen again]

    TEXT ON SCREEN: NOTE: CAIN DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET.

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    Re: Challenge: Write an even WORSE Cain story for D3 than the devs!

    "Still better love story than Twilight"

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    Re: Challenge: Write an even WORSE Cain story for D3 than the devs!

    "Stay a while and listen, aaaaaaaargh" (heart attack)

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    Re: Challenge: Write an even WORSE Cain story for D3 than the devs!

    Quote Originally Posted by DickScotchfist View Post
    Is it possible to write an even worse Cain story than the "Butterfly Death" we were given? Would love to see others' attempts. Here's mine:


    HERO: Cain! You're back!

    CAIN: Yerp!

    HERO: Cain, listen... there's something you need to know.

    CAIN: I have to go now. My planet needs me.

    [CAIN levitates up and away, out of screen never to be seen again]

    TEXT ON SCREEN: NOTE: CAIN DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET.
    Simpsons ey?

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    Re: Challenge: Write an even WORSE Cain story for D3 than the devs!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cpdoom View Post
    Simpsons ey?
    Good man! Though I thought this would be blatantly obvious to anyone who grew up in the nineties. Yet in three forums with my post, youre the first to get it.
    Last edited by DickScotchfist; 02-01-2013 at 04:52.

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    Re: Challenge: Write an even WORSE Cain story for D3 than the devs!

    Hero: Cain, I'm here to save you!

    Cain slips and falls into the meteor hole while running from the Skeleton King.

    Hero: Not again, Cain... Oh wait... he's dead.

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    Re: Challenge: Write an even WORSE Cain story for D3 than the devs!

    Hmm... I could think of something worse, but I dont think I had to change too much of what is already there, its bad enough.

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    Re: Challenge: Write an even WORSE Cain story for D3 than the devs!

    It turns out that the Horadrim are simply a sub-group of the League of Shadows. Cane and Leah Al Ghul hold Sanctuary in fear with the Worldstone modified to be a world-destroying bomb. It gets a little weird with Cane and Leah Al Ghul getting far too touchy-feely, but then Magdah shoots Cane with a motorcycle gun and he dies. Batman flies the Worldstone about 100 feet off shore before it detonates, which apparently is far enough to save everyone. The end.

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    Re: Challenge: Write an even WORSE Cain story for D3 than the devs!

    You find Cain's body in the crater. It turns out that the meteor killed him.

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    Re: Challenge: Write an even WORSE Cain story for D3 than the devs!

    Quote Originally Posted by MathewPoland View Post
    You find Cain's body in the crater. It turns out that the meteor killed him.
    Lol. {these are more characters}

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