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    IncGamers Member Leopold Stotch's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevinator View Post
    but hey, at least you know you're pretty. you would've been really mad if he walked on and saw you and was like, ugh, look at the ugly white girl. then he acted like you were diseased or something. Would've been a serious mind****.
    i actually had that when I was nine years old. I wasn't an ugly kid... Okay, the Sally Jessie Raphael glasses may have not helped, but I didn't have buck teeth or bad teeth, i didn't smell, my hair was a little bushy but I'm a ****ing kid. Come on. Wtf do I know about hairstyling at the age? Anyways, classmate called me an "ugly *****". *casual shrug* kids are ****ing horrible, dude. Teens aren't much better. I am a bit grateful that I wasn't tormented as a teen.

    Still, though. doesn't matter if I am pretty or not. It's one thing to compliment someone ("You have nice eyes/smile/face" whatever the hell!) and a completely different story when someone blows a kiss at you from across the street (was waiting for my bus and some dude in a truck slowed down and decided it was very appropriate to blow a smooch at me. This mother ****er was across the street too and I almost threw up right there. Who the **** does that?). It's a lack of decency and it is degrading. Just like if there was an unattractive woman on the bus and she was getting harassed. "Damn, you an ugly *****!" Seriously, come on. We should be A LOT more civilized than that, but most people are not. To add to that, most people jackasses, including myself, but I'm not going to berate a woman or a man for being ugly.

    Quote Originally Posted by jmervyn View Post
    What's wrong with that? {J/K!!}
    Well, I DO have a face not made of bosoms. That's a start! lol!! How weird would you feel if I was talking to you but avoiding your face and paying more attention to the moose knuckle in your slacks?

    *hugs Merv*


    In all seriousness, you ought to take some wummin's self defense classes - pepper spray is fine as far as it goes, but you need to be able to do some quick damage if needed. Not everyone in our nation holds the same regard towards the American social compact (i.e. citizens don't rape lone women).
    Yes, I know. I'm trying to remember what my old roommate taught us in karate. Might have to ask her for tips, but I really don't want to.... ugh. I feel... weird around her, short story version of it.

    Regarding the topic, both of mine are from Spanish bussing, and quite a long time ago - I remember a gypsy woman breast-feeding carelessly (which to an American pre-teen was pretty strange and not really sexy at all).

    I also remember suddenly understanding how the false attribution of the term "The Ugly American" came about (for those who don't know, it's actually about the haplessness of overseas American altruism). An American tourist stood in the bus doorway and shouted for directions at the driver, sounding all too much like Paula Deen (SAY HA-BLAH ESPAGNOL). Speaking loudly to a native as if that's going to make you more comprehensible... What a jackass.
    I seriously envisioned Paula Deen doing that. Even heard her voice. "HEY Y'ALL! TODAY, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A DISH THAT IS SIMPLY TO DIE FOR! LITERALLY! SO MUCH BUTTER ONE BITE AND YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, Y'ALL!" *famous Paula Deen laugh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch View Post
    Well, I DO have a face not made of bosoms. That's a start! lol!!
    I'm a fanny man, personally. Still, it's kind of difficult to keep eyes locked on a woman's face when she has a couple of angry basketballs menacing you...
    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch View Post
    How weird would you feel if I was talking to you but avoiding your face and paying more attention to the moose knuckle in your slacks?
    Where'd you find pics of me online?
    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch View Post
    *hugs Merv*
    {Hugs Leo back in a paternalistic agape manner}
    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch View Post
    Yes, I know. I'm trying to remember what my old roommate taught us in karate. Might have to ask her for tips, but I really don't want to.... ugh. I feel... weird around her, short story version of it.
    Well, she's not got a lock on the subject; this is a nice start:

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    Only in the Americas but...



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