[all but invinceable] is fun sometimes

[xynthal]

i mean every three hundred hours or sooo... make me [all but invinceable]... gimme a drop [account-bound -> if bound] that lets me lay waste to everything like those rich kids can... rich in legal tender or rich in one of blizzard'siz 'lektric currencies... does'nt matter 'cuz i'm 'bout invincible for now... until the D3 Team unannouncedly increases the difficulty and prizes... then i am a noob again 'cuz they silent-nerf the fok outta expletive deleted just to read the forums of how bad we're squirmin'...
sounds kinda pretty hunh???
what if they just sed, "expletive deleted... let's see exactly how far back we can push 'em.... turn up the difficulty until the Skeleton King is as far as is ever been... making us long for The Drowned Temple... making us find a expletive deletedway past... make it so the D3 Team has no idea how to get past the Skeleton King... then at that point... blizzard immediatley patches it in... then someone does it... someone will do it... basically... randomly soften it until someone does it...... then something gets published... then something gets duplicated... then it becomes thee preferred solutionsolution...

then sometimes when you enter Leoric's Manor... the doors all lock and they just send monsters until you die... i mean... you get a random amount every time... but if you see the doors lock... that means you WILL die... like you know it's just a matter of time 'til you'll be [gettin' jacked at the mender]... sorry... 'til you know you're dead... but let's put a clock on it... see how long your gear, build and STYLE get you... let's put the longest AND shortest times in a ladder... let's ladder longest naked runs... adn... blah... blah... blah...

'-_-'

[Greizer]

I think I like your style my friend; may I use it in my academic paper?

Also, I support this idea

the doors all lock and they just send monsters until you die...

for HC.

[xynthal]

I think I like your style my friend; may I use it in my academic paper?

would be an honor...

'-_-'

[xynthal]

please share with us the nature of a paper in acedemia such that could find me scholarly!!! kekeke...

'-_-'

[xynthal]

i mean... this is an arpg... why not put some enfuhsis on the last three letters... ya... we get it... kill expletive deleted as fast as possible is wot im lookin' for... but what the expletive deleted am i doin' in the middle of a dessert... we'll if blizzard can't console you lore freaks... then it aint happenin' ne time soon...
so make the lore be: what it was like when belial went down adn i saw the message in the error frame as i had belial down to a quarter health... that is the kinda expletive deleted peeple are going to live... mebbe not that 'perfect' every time... but if you play for 500 hours... well... yer gunna see some heavily coincidental expletive deleted... you may not think it important enough to tell someone... but it is something you will hold fondly for... mebbe... the rest of your life... i can still see the first 733t expletive deleted i ever saw... i knew the game... the solo game... inspected 'Jaral'... omfg... his gear was unbelivable... he was mt for the leetest guild on my server... so they HAD to give every possible upgradeable piece of armor/jewelry/weapondry to Jaral if they wanted to progress... progress... recess... no less... just s...

'-_-'

[Coolhwip]

Seriously though

He might be from Indonesia, I know of a couple people that type in the same almost gibberish style (the 3 ellipsis or commas are the give away). If he isn't and is doing it on purpose to appear witty then just facepalm and/or have a laugh.

[Katniss]

lol, wait, he edited that last post?

[TopHatCat64]

lol, wait, he edited that last post?

He forgot a couple ...'s

[xynthal]

@Coolhwip
wtf??? did you just really, 'whaa mommy i do'nt like the way he tipes???'

"...the 3 ellipsis..."... that's nine dots dude...

'--_'

[krischan]

Not "whaa mommy", but "Please stop wasting our patience, young man", both directly and by making fun of you.

Many people here are 25-45 while your writing style makes me assume that you are maybe 12-15, so a lot of them could be as old as your parents. That might give you a clue about the situation here. You are still welcome, of course! Nobody demands perfect English (in particular not me, you will probably might find a lot of clumsy postings by me here), but this teenie/ghetto slang goes onto the nerves of most people here, so it might be a good idea to stop that infantile behaviour and behave like a sensible person would.