Off-Topic in the OTF

**Leopold Stotch** · 23-11-2012, 21:29

Yesterday was a good and slightly memorable day. My mother, for some reason, maybe her sake, did not know there was free porn on the internet. so I explained to her, "Yes, Mom. There is porn that you can watch for free on the internet but you have to be careful."

"Why?"

I explained to her Rule 34 and 35.

"What?"

"Let me give you an example. Tentacle porn."

After explaining that to her, she was like, "Eww! I'm gonna have to go look for that."

Oh, I'm so looking forward to Christmas dinner. "So, Mom. Did you find what you were looking for?

"

**kestegs** · 24-11-2012, 14:23

Lol.....what?

Did you seriously have that conversion with your mom?

**Leopold Stotch** · 25-11-2012, 03:52

Yes, actually. I don't remember how the subject came up, but yes.

**BobCox2** · 25-11-2012, 04:31

Your poor Mom, you had to point her right to the Tentacle porn?

**Technomancer** · 25-11-2012, 05:17

I think I was about your age, Leo, when I had "the talk" with my mom. It can be difficult, but they have to grow up sometime.

**Stevinator** · 25-11-2012, 14:56

Originally Posted by Technomancer

I think I was about your age, Leo, when I had "the talk" with my mom. It can be difficult, but they have to grow up sometime.

there is no way I'm having that talk with my mom. I just told her to be careful what they click on. I do have to remove toolbars and clear their cookies, but so far it's mostly ask & yahoo toolbars.

**jmervyn** · 25-11-2012, 15:08

Originally Posted by Stevinator

there is no way I'm having that talk with my mom. I just told her to be careful what they click on. I do have to remove toolbars and clear their cookies, but so far it's mostly ask & yahoo toolbars.

It's worse with dads. Not only do some of them WANT the Hentai, but sometimes they decide to go clean files out by themselves. Mine thought a good place to start was the .\Windows directory.

**Stevinator** · 25-11-2012, 15:28

We don't let dad touch the electronics. Well, the ipad a little, but supervised.

**kestegs** · 25-11-2012, 15:48

As far as my mom and I are concerned porn doesn't exist.

**Leopold Stotch** · 27-11-2012, 05:57

Originally Posted by Technomancer

I think I was about your age, Leo, when I had "the talk" with my mom. It can be difficult, but they have to grow up sometime.

I'm glad I am not the only one who had "the talk" with my mom.

*hugs Techno*

Originally Posted by jmervyn

It's worse with dads. Not only do some of them WANT the Hentai, but sometimes they decide to go clean files out by themselves. Mine thought a good place to start was the .\Windows directory.

oh, gawd, don't even get me started on that one! My step-father is still (thankfully) tech-ignorant, but when we got cable, mom put locks on all the MA-channels mainly because of him. she used us, her kids, as an excuse, but I think it was mainly for my step-dad not watching and ordering the playboy channel in the living room.