The Illustrious (or bad) Pun/Joke thread.

[SnickerSnack]

I'll start.

Why is the ground made of dirt?

Spoiler

Because Nature abhors a vacuum.

[Painman]

That sucked.

[SnickerSnack]

That sucked.

I guess I self-propelled right into that one.

[queenEm]

And here comes the only joke I know in English...

Two tomatoes walked down the street and they started to cross it. One of them reached the other side but the second one got hit by a car. The first one turned around and said..

Spoiler

Come on: catch up!





(Catch up? Ketchup? Get it?)

[SnickerSnack]

And here comes the only joke I know in English...

Two tomatoes walked down the street and they started to cross it. One of them reached the other side but the second one got hit by a car. The first one turned around and said..

Spoiler

Come on: catch up!



(Catch up? Ketchup? Get it?)

Ketchup!

I didn't need to read the spoiler.


Actually, a very similar joke is in the movie Pulp Fiction, so many Americans already know it. Why don't you try to think up a spin on it? The joke I posted was one I thought up only a few minutes ago (that's why it's bad).

Remember, this is the Illustrious (or bad) joke thread.