We’ve spent all day formulating strategies and plans in order to defeat these ginger clowns. Their numbers seem to be increasing by the hour, but we will not give up. They have already taken most of the town. All that remains is my house, the school and the KFC.
Intel suggested that their next target would be the KFC, followed by the school. We had little time to waste and we needed a distraction.
omgwtfbbqpwned offered to drive a bus into the hordes of clowns to clear a path for us to strike. When the time came, he drove the bus straight into them killing at least ten and injuring a few dozen more. But the horde was too big. omgwtfbbqpwned drowned from their water squirting flowers.
omgwtfbbqpwned has been lynched. He was Wendy Testaburger. Busdriver / Lover. Pro town.
Bad Ash has committed suicide. He was Stan Marsh. Townie (Global role block) / Lover. Pro town.
It is now NIGHTTIME. You may not post for the next 24 hours. All night actions are to be sent to me as soon as possible.