South Park forum Mafia. Game thread.

[ThunderCat]

ON AIR
We’ve spent all day formulating strategies and plans in order to defeat these ginger clowns. Their numbers seem to be increasing by the hour, but we will not give up. They have already taken most of the town. All that remains is my house, the school and the KFC.

Intel suggested that their next target would be the KFC, followed by the school. We had little time to waste and we needed a distraction.

omgwtfbbqpwned offered to drive a bus into the hordes of clowns to clear a path for us to strike. When the time came, he drove the bus straight into them killing at least ten and injuring a few dozen more. But the horde was too big. omgwtfbbqpwned drowned from their water squirting flowers.

omgwtfbbqpwned has been lynched. He was Wendy Testaburger. Busdriver / Lover. Pro town.
Bad Ash has committed suicide. He was Stan Marsh. Townie (Global role block) / Lover. Pro town.

It is now NIGHTTIME. You may not post for the next 24 hours. All night actions are to be sent to me as soon as possible.

[ThunderCat]

ON AIR
Good morning folks, however many of you are left alive. This is Eric Cartman, for Cartman TV.

I am happy to announce that we have found the clown’s weakness. Some scientists have discovered that if you repeatedly hit a clown with a silver spoon, after a few hundred hits they melt and turn into ice cream.

The entire night some kids and myself went through the drawers and armed ourselves with as many silver spoons as we could find and went out hunting. The only problem that we are facing right now, is a huge stomach ache from eating all that ice cream. But the good news is, we are driving them clowns back to whence they came.

In other news, Kyle’s mom is still a big fat…

Laarz has been killed.

It is now DAYTIME. You may post freely for the next 48 hours.

Players alive:
1. FredOfErik
2. Jcakes
3. Pyrotechnician
4. Solar Ice
5. Goryani
6. Sathoris
7. Gwaihir
8. Noodle
9. MartinLong
10. flubbucket
11. Autti

With 11 players alive, it takes 6 votes to lynch someone and 7 to lock the lynch.

[FredOfErik]

I have absolutely no clue why omg would fake that restriction. The only reason I can possibly imagine was that he knew he had a lover and wanted to protect him.. But that still seems a bit odd.

In any case, it doesn't weaken my suspicion of sath..

I'm off to bed, hope I'll actually have some posts to read when I wake up.

[Goryani]

I didn't think the weirdness could get any weirder...

Wendy the bus driver acted like a Jimmy with a post restriction. Wendy and Stan were lovers but Stan hammered Wendy.

omg said he's done nothing each and every night. I'm not sure what I'm hoping more for: that omg is telling the truth or that omg tried to help the town.

@MartinLong
Do you have a post restriction?
Do you have a post restriction that "makes sense" for your character?
Are you Timmy?
Are you surprised to see omg flip as Wendy?

[Autti]

Man this is frustrating!

Why did OMG act as jimmy? This just raises more questions and answers absolutely none.

We can't catch a break at the moment

[MartinLong]

@MartinLong
Do you have a post restriction?
Do you have a post restriction that "makes sense" for your character?
Are you Timmy?
Are you surprised to see omg flip as Wendy?

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[Jcakes]

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Interesting, so the doctor still has not succeeded in saving timmy .....

[FredOfErik]

so dead thread is still dead. cool.

Autti: any results you wanna share? or do you wanna hang on to them for now?

Assuming yesterday and the start of today sets the standard for activity, what's our battleplan? We've got almost nothing real to go on. Mass claim?

Right now I'm mostly feeling a sath vote. Useless posting and been pushing for the omg lynch all game without anything close to evidence.

[Autti]

I chose to investigate Jcakes after yesterdays fiasco and because of the toilet seat relationship
he is indeed Cylde, Townie and leaves the toilet seat up.

So no luck yet again finding scum.

[Jcakes]

They took our jobs!

Ok now that I have your attention Noodle, can you please answer me a question?
DO you have a role or ability? You have confirmed Autti's result on you, but he also knows your roles / abilities. If you claim first we can get Autti to verify you are telling the truth. The reason I am asking this of you is for the reasons outlined in my post 593, essentially that you have not helped in anyway.

Other people I think our suspicious are Sath and Flubb, both were gunning pretty hard on lynching OMG while he couldn't defend himself.