South Park forum Mafia. Game thread.

[ThunderCat]

THE RULES(Read before posting please)

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1) You do not talk about your role or any other relevant information concerning the game outside this thread.

2) Do not post during the night phase. Any post within a few minutes after the end of the day will be ignored. Any post made an hour or more after the end of the day phase, will result in a mod kill of the poster.

3) Do not edit your posts. Any edit will result in a mod kill.

4) If your role allows you to communicate with others during the night, feel free to do so via PM, instant messaging or any other form you choose. Only those roles expressly allowed to communicate privately with each other at night are allowed to. If you have any questions, contact me privately.

5) Once you're dead, stay that way. Dead people tell no tales, or in this case, dead people make no posts. Suck up your death and keep watching and rooting for your team. There's always the next round.

6) Every player gets one lynch vote during the day. Votes and unvotes need to be bolded . If your unvote isn't bold, it doesn't count. The votes and unvotes must be as follows:

Vote: ThunderCat
Unvote: ThunderCat

WRONG!!!
Vote: TC
Vote: ChunderTat
Vote Thundercat
Unvote i_like_pie
WRONG!!!

Anything else won't be tallied towards the lynch. If you try to cheat with ; or whatever else, feel free to, just hope the others won't catch you doing so. Also, names MUST BE CASE SENSITIVE.

7) The required number of votes to seal a lynch for the day is equal to one half the remaining number of people alive (rounded up) plus 1. Once someone reaches this number of votes, they will be lynched no matter what; however, the day will still continue to its scheduled conclusion. Half rounded up equals a lynch, but no lock, so the person to be lynched has until the day’s end to persuade the town otherwise.

8) Never post anything in the thread that shouldn't be known to the town. Don't flame in the thread. If you have a problem with anything in the thread, please PM me and I'll do my best to handle it.

9) Any player may claim any role. I.E. Any player may claim to be something that they are not. However,

10) Do not post any information sent to you in a pm by the host. This includes, but is not limited to, numbers of words/letters/punctuation marks. If you want to claim a role, don't copy paste the PM I sent you. If you're a townsfolk aka regular forum member, the only person you should be PM'ing (no private aim or msn conversations between each other) is me. Mafia can pm between themselves (or talk on msn or aim) only during the night.

11) Day lasts 48 hours and night lasts 24 hours.

13) You will get mod killed if you are inactive (at least 1 contributive post per day phase).

15) If you are (temp) banned, you will also be mod killed.

14) Read the rules and your role PM once more. Have Fun! Good luck! May the best team win.

Win conditions:
Pro town - Aligned with the town. Wins once all Anti town are dead.
Anti town - Aligned against the town. Wins once all Pro town are dead.
Neutral - No alignment. Special win condition.

If you are not a player, but wish to learn more about mafia, please refrain from posting in this thread and read this one for more information.

[ThunderCat]

Players alive:
1. FredOfErik
2. Pyrotechnician
3. Solar Ice
4. Goryani
5. Sathoris
6. Gwaihir
7. MartinLong
8. flubbucket
9. Autti

Dead players:

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1. Caluin Graye - Killed on night 1.
2. pharphis - Lynched on day 1. Mr. Slave. Townie. Pro town.
3. Malevolent - Lynched on day 2. Chef. Serial Killer. Anti town.
4. coju - Killed on night 3.
5. kestegs - Lynched on day 3. Token Black. VI (NK). Neutral
6. Ankeli - Killed on night 4.
7. omgwtfbbqpwned - Lynched on day 4. Wendy Testaburger. Bus driver / Lover. Pro town.
8. Bad Ash - Died on day 4. Stan Marsh. Townie (Global role block) / Lover. Pro town.
9. Laarz - Killed on night 5.
10. Noodle - Killed on night 6.
11. Jcakes - Lynched on day 6. Clyde Donovan. Townie (leaves toilet seat up). Pro town.

Vote tally day 6 (5/6):
Jakes - 6 (Sathoris, Goryani, flubbucket, Solar Ice, Gwaihir, Sathoris)
flubbucket - 1 (FredOfErik)

Vote tally day 5 (6/7):

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flubbucket 1 (Solar Ice)
Jcakes - 3 (Goryani, flubbucket, Sathoris)
Sathoris - 6 (Autti, MartinLong, Jcakes, FredOfErik, Gwaihir, Pyrotechnician)

Vote tally day 4 (7/8):

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omgwtfbbqpwned - 8 (Sathoris, flubbucket, Autti, FredOfErik, Solar Ice, Jcakes, Gwaihir, Bad Ash)
flubbucket - 1 (omgwtfbbqpwned)

Vote tally day 3 (8/9):

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FredOfErik - 2 (kestegs, Sathoris)
kestegs - 8 (flubbucket, Autti, Noodle, Bad Ash, Jcakes, Gwaihir, Solar Ice, FredOfErik)

Vote tally day 2 (9/10):

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Malevolent - 10 (Goryani, FredOfErik, Sathoris, Bad Ash, Jcakes, kestegs, Solar Ice, Gwaihir, Noodle, Pyrotechnician, FredOfErik, kestegs)
omgwtfbbqpwned - 1 (flubbucket)

Vote tally day 1 (10/11):

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MartinLong - 1 (Sathoris)
pharphis - 13 (Ankeli, Autti, kestegs, coju, Gwaihir, Solar Ice, flubbucket, pharphis, Laarz, FredOfErik, Goryani, Bad Ash, Malevolent)
kestegs - 1 (Jcakes)

[ThunderCat]

Player / Name / Ability / Status

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1. FredOfErik / Grandpa Marvin Marsh / Stan / Alive
2. pharphis / Mr. Slave / They durka duur - Dey turk err jurbz / Dead
3. kestegs / Token Black / NK Village idiot / Dead
4. Jcakes / Clyde Donovan / Toilet seat / Dead
5. Pyrotechnician / Principal Victoria / Mafia Cop / Alive
6. Solar Ice / Darryl Weathers / Mafia goon - They took our jobs / Alive
7. coju / Kenny McCormick / Treestump / Dead
8. Goryani / Mr. Mackey / Hitman – Block / Alive
9. Sathoris / Gerald Broflovski / Lawyer / Alive (Day 5 / )
10. Gwaihir / Kyle Broflovski / Doctor / Alive
11. Noodle / Jimbo Kern / They took Errr jerbs - They took our jobs / Dead
12. MartinLong / Timmy Burch / Handicap / Alive
13. omgwtfbbqpwned / Wendy Testaburger / Lover – Bus driver / Dead
14. Bad Ash / Stan Marsh / Lover – Global block / Dea
15. flubbucket / Mr. Garrison / Godfather / Alive
16. Autti / Officer Bardrady / Cop / Dead
17. Malevolent / Chef / Serial Killer / Dead
18. Ankeli / Bebe Stevens / None / Dead
19. Laarz / Stuart McCormick / Dey turk err jurbz - They took Errr jerbs / Dead
20. Caluin Graye / Leopold Stotch / Village idiot / Dead

Roles mechanics / Host`s thoughts:

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1. Mr. Garrison. Mafia godfather.

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One shot lynch immune if voted by all mafia remaining members and not locked. Shows up as pro town if investigated.

The one shot lynch immunity thing was supposed to be a double edged blade thing. It could have saved the godfather from a lynch, or it could have killed him. I wanted some risk being involved when making such a decision.

2. Mr. Mackey. Mafia hitman.

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One shot role block.

3. Principal Victoria. Mafia Cop.

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Can target a player each night, revealing their name.

The name of a character should not have revealed any useful information about the town, except maybe help the mafia figure out Clyde's role. I mostly used it as I wanted to give the mafia a little bit more power.

4. Darryl Weathers. Mafia goon.

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First post of each page must contain the phrase “They took our jobs”.

Darryl was originally town. But I realized I should also give the mafia members some sort of restriction. Thus I moved him to the mafia team to replace Chef. The whole "They took our jobs!" thing was supposed to be my take on adding a little show flavor into the game. Hope you all enjoyed it though.

5. Stan Marsh. Lover.

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Dies along with Wendy. One shot global role block.

6. Kenny McCormick. Treestump.

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Cannot vote, cannot be harmed once claimed. Actives by saying the phrase: "The city needs my help. It cries for protection, and I will answer the call to save her".

7. Kyle Broflovski. Doctor.

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Can protect one person each night from harmful actions. Cannot target same person two nights in a row.

8. Leopold Stotch. Village idiot.

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Wins if he gets lynched.

9. Officer Barbrady. Cop.

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Can investigate one person each night, revealing their name and role.

I realize that Barbrady can't really be trusted as a cop, but at the time I wrote the game, I couldn't find a better candidate for a cop. However stupid he is, he is the iconic cop of the show.

10. Timmy Burch. Handicap.

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Can only use the word “Timmy” to communicate (cannot vote) until he is saved by a doctor during the night.

I really wanted Timmy and Jimmy in the game. Timmy was somewhat easy to implement, but I couldn't find any role that would fit him. So I decided to give him a "realistic" restriction and test it out. As for Jimmy, I really didn't see a joke post restriction.

11. Token Black. Village idiot NK variant.

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Wins if he gets night killed by mafia.

Token had to get himself killed by the mafia. I thought that was a nice twist to the usual VI. I wanted to see how one would play such a role.

12. Jimbo Kern. Townie.

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Must post the phrase “They took Errr jerbs” as soon as the phrase “They took our jobs” is posted by someone else.

13. Stuart McCormick. Townie.

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Must post the phrase “Dey turk err jurbz” as soon as the phrase “They took Errr jerbs” is posted by someone else.

14. Wendy Testaburger. Lover / Bus driver.

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Dies along with Stan. Can swap two people. Cannot swap self.

In retrospect, I should have allowed Wendy to target herself. Bus drivers are known for getting themselves killed in swaps sometimes, it might have turned into an interesting event.

15. Bebe Stevens. Vanilla townie.

16. Chef. Serial Killer.

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50% chance to kill one person each night phase. If NK fails, Chef gains 50% NK immunity for that night phase. Dies if 4 kids are lynched or if he kills 3.

I wanted to implement a SK with a twist, being tired of the regular serial killers. We've seen quite a few winning as one, so I wanted this SK to have to go through a bigger challenge in order to win.

17. Mr. Slave. Townie.

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Must post the phrase “They durka duur” as soon as the phrase “Dey turk err jurbz” is posted by someone else. If killed by Mr. Garrison, they both die.

18. Clyde Donavn. Townie.

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Leaves toilet seat up. Any female character that posts right after Clyde, is unable to talk / vote for the remainder of the day phase.

Many of you said that this ability isn't townie, well, Clyde was supposed to silence both town and mafia. Problem is, mafia figured it out before the town did, and that had no effect on them any longer

19. Grandpa Marvin Marsh. Townie.

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Must refer to everyone as “Stan”.

I am aware that he refers to Stan as Billy, but if I had him quote everyone as "Billy" it would have been a dead give away.

20. Gerald Broflovski. Lawyer.

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Can opt to prevent a person from being lynched (50% success rate). If person is saved, Gerald earns a double vote ability for the next day phase. If person is lynched, Gerald cannot vote for the next day phase. Cannot use more than once every 3 days.

This one gets to go on my list of favorite characters, along with the role thief and the bar keep. I wanted to create a new role and I came up with this one. Expect to see it in my future games.

Role PMs (what everyone received):

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1. Name: Mr. Garrison
Alignment: Anti town
Role: Mafia godfather
Abilities: One shot lynch immune if all mafia remaining players vote for you and you are not locked
You show up as town if investigated
Your mafia team mates are: Goryani, Pyrotechnician, Solar Ice

2. Name: Mr. Mackey
Alignment: Anti town
Role: Mafia hitman
Abilities: You are the one to send in the NK each night. No one can take your place until you are dead
One shot role block

Your mafia team mates are: flubbucket, Pyrotechnician, Solar Ice

3. Name: Principal Victoria
Alignment: Anti town
Role: Mafia cop
Abilities: Each night, you may choose to investigate a player to reveal their name

Your mafia team mates are: flubbucket, Goryani, Solar Ice

4. Name: Darryl Weathers
Alignment: Anti town
Role: Mafia goon
Abilities: First post that you make on a page must end with the phrase “They took our jobs!”
Failure to include said phrase will result in a mod kill

Your mafia team mates are: flubbucket, Goryani, Pyrotechnician


5. Name: Stan Marsh
Alignment: Town
Role: Lover
Abilities: If either you or Wendy Testaburger die, the other one will die also
One shot global role block

6. Name: Kenny McCormick
Alignment: Town
Role: Treestump
Abilities: Cannot vote, cannot be harmed once claimed. Activates by saying the phrase: "The city needs my help. It cries for protection, and I will answer the call to save her" during the day.
Please send me a PM after claiming

7. Name: Kyle Broflovski
Alignment: Town
Role: Doctor
Abilities: During each night phase, you may choose to protect one person from harmful actions. You cannot target the same person two times in a row. You can target yourself

8. Name: Leopold Stotch
Alignment: Neutral
Role: Village idiot
Abilities: You win if you are lynched. Getting night killed will not result in a win

9. Name: Officer Barbrady
Alignment: Town
Role: Cop
Abilities: During each night phase, you may choose to investigate one person, revealing their name and alignment

10. Name: Timmy Burch
Alignment: Town
Role: Handicap
Abilities: You are only allowed to use the word “Timmy” to communicate until you are healed by a doctor during a night phase. You are not allowed to use bold, italic, underline or any other form of communication.
You cannot vote until healed

11. Name: Token Black
Alignment: Neutral
Role: NK village idiot
Abilities: You win if you get killed by the mafia during a night phase. Getting lynched will not result in a win

12. Name: Jimbo Kern
Alignment: Town
Role: Townie
Abilities: Once the phrase “They took our jobs!” is posted by someone else, you must quote it as soon as possible and reply with “They took Errr jerbs!”
Failure to do so will result in 2 private warnings followed by a mod kill

13. Name: Stuart McCormick
Alignment: Town
Role: Townie
Abilities: Once the phrase “They took Errr jerbs!” is posted by someone else, you must quote it as soon as possible and reply with “Dey turk err jurbz!”
Failure to do so will result in 2 private warnings followed by a mod kill

14. Name: Wendy Testaburger
Alignment: Town
Role: Bus driver
Abilities: Each night phase, you may choose to swap two players. Actions that target one, will target the other instead. You cannot swap yourself with anyone.
If either you or Stan Marsh die, the other one will die also

15. Name: Bebe Stevens
Alignment: Town
Role: Vanilla townie
Abilities: You have none

16. Name: Chef
Alignment: Anti town
Role: Serial killer
Abilities: Each night you have a 50% chance to kill one person
If kill attempt fails, you gain 50% chance to avoid a NK
You will die if 4 kids are lynched or if you kill 3.

17. Name: Mr. Slave
Alignment: Town
Role: Townie
Abilities: Once the phrase “Dey turk err jurbz!” is posted by someone else, you must quote it as soon as possible and reply with “They durka duur!”
Failure to do so will result in 2 private warnings followed by a mod kill.

18. Name: Clyde Donovan
Alignment: Town
Role: Townie
Abilities: You leave the toilet seat up

19. Name: Grandpa Marvin Marsh
Alignment: Town
Role: Townie
Abilities: When quoting someone, you must refer to them as Stan (by changing their name in the quote).
Failure to do so will not result in a mod kill but is highly encouraged

20. Name: Gerald Broflovski
Alignment: Town
Role: Lawyer
Abilities: You may opt to save someone from a lynch with a 50% chance of success. If person is saved, you gain a double vote for the next day phase. If person is not saved, you will not be able to vote the following day phase.
Ability cannot be used more than once every 3 days.

Actions:

Night 1 actions:

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1. Gwaihir – Kenny – Protects Gwaihir
2. Autti – Barbrady – Investigates Noodle. Jimbo – Townie
3. Goryani – Mackey – Kills Caluin Graye. Leopold Stotch – Village idiot
4. Pyrotechnician – Victoria – Investigates omgwtfbbqpwned. Wendy Testaburger

Night 2 actions:

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1. Bad Ash – Stan – Casts global role block
2. Gwaihir – Kyle – Protects MartinLong
3. Autti – Barbrady – Investigates Pyrotechnician
4. omgwtfbbqpwned – Wendy – Swaps Pyrotechnician and Sathoris
5. Malevolent – Chef – Kills Sathoris
6. Pyrotechnicia – Victoria – Investigates Noodle
7. Goryani – Mackey – Kills Sathoris

Night 3actions:

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1. Gwaihir – Kyle – Protects Goryani
2. Autti – Barbrady – Investigates FredOfErik. GrandpaMarvin Marsh. Townie
3. Pyrotechnician – Investigates Gwaihir. KyleBroflovsky
4. Goryani – Mackey – Kills coju

Night 4 actions:

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1. omgwtfbbqpwned – Wendy. Swaps Autii and flubbucket
2. Gwaihir – Kyle. Protects Autti. flubbucket
3. Autti – Barbrady. Investigates omgwtfbbqpwned. Wendy. Lover/bus driver. Pro town.
4. Pyrotechnician – Victoria. Investigates Sathoris. Gerald Broflovski.
5. Goryani – Mackey. Kills Ankeli
6. Goryani – Mackey. Blocks Autti. flubbucket

Night 5actions:

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Gwaihir – Kyle – Protects MartingLong.
Autti – Barbrady – Investigates Jcakes. Clyde Donovan.Townie (leaves toilet seat up). Pro town.
Goryani – Mackey – Kills Laarz.
Pyrotechnician – Victoia – Investigates MartinLong. Timmy

Night 6 actions:

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1. Autti – Barbrady. Investigates flubbucket. Mr. Garrison. Teacher.
2. Gwaihir – Kyle. Protects Autti.
3. Goryani – Mackey. Kills Noodle

Night 7 actions:

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1. Gwaihir – Kyle. Protects Gwaihir
2. Autti – Barbrady. Investigates Goryani. Mr. Mackey. Hitman. Anti town.
3. Goryani – Mackey. Kills Autti

Final thoughts:

I've noticed that lately, people focus more on lore, theory crafting and such, rather than just playing a mafia game. Which is all well an fine, but when it leads to where there is no scum hunting, it gets easier and easier for mafia teams to win. Future games, I'll try to host more vanilla games where players actually focus on playing the game.

And one last thing about the stories. Obviously I should mention that the last story was submitted by the mafia themselves. As for all the others, we all know I lack writing capabilities, so I apologize to anyone who signed up to this game hoping some great stories.

Thus, I encourage anyone who is better at stories to host their own South Park themed game and entertain us.

PS: If you require the sheet where all the information is located (color coded and such) send me a PM with your email and I'll mail it.

[Goryani]

I've noticed that lately, people focus more on lore, theory crafting and such, rather than just playing a mafia game. Which is all well an fine, but when it leads to where there is no scum hunting, it gets easier and easier for mafia teams to win. Future games, I'll try to host more vanilla games where players actually focus on playing the game.

I think highly themed games play out differently and I think lore is a large part of it.

However, I think this themed game wasn't strictly lore driven. I would not have guessed Chef as SK nor Wendy as Bus Driver. Barbrady was the only role that seemed obvious to me. I would have no trouble breadcrumbing/roleplaying/claiming Mr. Mackey on D1 if mafia didn't have three teachers in it. South Park is a very forgiving theme in that way.

There is a way for dealing with players focusing more on lore than play. Multiple ways. One is to mix up who is town and who is scum. Give scum a townie sounding name and give town some scummy sounding names. Another is to give mafia some fake claim names. The "reverse mafia" where Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, whomever is mafia while everyone else is town also works.

Players can also take actions to help themselves. The way I breadcrumbed Craig (yes, that was intentional) will be done sometime in the future when I'm town, just so I can possibly use it again as scum.

Game Balance:
It's hard to talk about game balance in a game where more than one player went off the reservation. I think it was possible for mafia to win without those actions, but it would have been much, much more difficult. The town benefited from an early SK lynch, but mafia still won. Two townie lovers, when both are power roles, is incredibly swingy.


Roles:
Big thumbs up on the Lawyer role. Thank you sir may I have another.

Clyde - FANTASTIC top down design. It's one of those roles that probably won't ever be repeated. It works because it's Clyde. I like how it could be (and was) used as an informational role but players, including Clyde, first had to realize it was an informational role. However, I thought all the silences should have been accompanied by an in game message. Silence is not a game aspect I'm a fan of - far too restrictive. I think players need substantial info to go along with being silenced or seeing others silenced.

Wendy/busdriver - So much about that role had mafia COMPLETELY fooled. Town too. This is more to do with the player than the role, but it bears repeating. I like it when common roles have multiple implementations. The "can't target self" restriction is nice to see sometimes.

NK VI - I guess we saw how one player plays it... It's an interesting idea. Off the top of my head, I would think it benefits town because, if successful, soaks up a mafia or SK night kill rather than a townie lynch. On paper, I like this role better than the traditional VI - but not if it's played the same.

Timmy - I like that he knew he could be cured. I think that's important for harsh restrictions. I like how the restriction was strict enough to be a challenge but loose enough communication could still occur.

Doc - I'm not done eating my hat after uttering "Docs don't stop roleblocks" in the mafia QT. Powerful doc. I was sure a second busdriver was in the game (Laarz - who got night killed as a result).

Mafia name cop - It's a nice "little extra" ability. It was a benefit, but not a huge one. It raised as many questions as answers since so many roles were impossible to guess from the name alone. We found Wendy N1 but we sure didn't act on it.

Mafia 1x roleblocker - Another nice little extra. It's "benefit" was thoroughly misinterpreted by yours truly.

Barbrady - Sane cop + name cop + role cop is POWERFUL. Name cop + role cop combo is more powerful than a sane cop. Alignment is essentially irrelevant (only came into play for the mafia godfather). Fake claiming mafia would be caught even if Barbrady was naive or didn't receive alignment at all.

Mafia godfather - Godfather and town role cop don't always mix. It's difficult for the godfather to claim a role when he doesn't know what the role cop will see. I'm glad you told us before flubb was investigated. I think it's important for godfathers to know how they appear townie. Claiming vanilla was a mistake, one we got lucky on.

Bebe, the only truly vanilla townie - Yay for mafia finding/killing/faking the one role that makes it easier for town to figure out the game setup.

They took our jobs - Hilarious! The characters involved fit well enough, even if those characters didn't utter those phrases in the episode.

[Goryani]

@TC - Did Barbrady start the game as a role cop?

Night 2 actions:
1. Bad Ash – Stan – Casts global role block
2. Gwaihir – Kyle – Protects MartinLong
3. Autti – Barbrady – Investigates Pyrotechnician
4. omgwtfbbqpwned – Wendy – Swaps Pyrotechnician and Sathoris
5. Malevolent – Chef – Kills Sathoris
6. Pyrotechnicia – Victoria – Investigates Noodle
7. Goryani – Mackey – Kills Sathoris

Popcorn worthy night.

Night 3actions:1. Gwaihir – Kyle – Protects Goryani
2. Autti – Barbrady – Investigates FredOfErik. GrandpaMarvin Marsh. Townie
3. Pyrotechnician – Investigates Gwaihir. KyleBroflovsky
4. Goryani – Mackey – Kills coju

After N3, mafia found the bus driver and doc and didn't even know it.

Night 4 actions:
1. omgwtfbbqpwned – Wendy. Swaps Autii and flubbucket
2. Gwaihir – Kyle. Protects Autti. flubbucket
3. Autti – Barbrady. Investigates omgwtfbbqpwned. Wendy. Lover/bus driver. Pro town.
4. Pyrotechnician – Victoria. Investigates Sathoris. Gerald Broflovski.
5. Goryani – Mackey. Kills Ankeli
6. Goryani – Mackey. Blocks Autti. flubbucket

I don't have to eat my hat! Too late... salty.

[ThunderCat]

ON AIR:
Good evening folks, this is Eric Cartman reporting to you live from South Park, Colorado.

We start off today’s show with the weather news. Meteorologists inform us that tomorrow, we will be having a worrying dose of panic, with theory-crafitng reaching over 9000 posts per hour.

In sports news, Canadia’s cricket team has lost the match 2 – 3 to the Somalia. More coverage of the Olympics will come at a later date.

And finally, here is our local news. Twenty of our very own South Park citizens have signed a contract with a character named “The Coon” in which they agree to kill each other in a gruesome blood bath for The Coon’s own entertainment. The popcorn vending machines are expected to explode in the near future.

Thank you for watching Cartman TV. This was Eric Cartman, live from South Park, Colorado. Have a good night.


It is now NIGHTTIME. You may not post for the next 24 hours. All night actions are to be send to me via PM as soon as possible.

[Jcakes]

ON AIR:
Good evening folks, this is Eric Cartman reporting to you live from South Park, Colorado.

We start off today’s show with the weather news. Meteorologists inform us that tomorrow, we will be having a worrying dose of panic, with theory-crafitng reaching over 9000 posts per hour.

In sports news, Canadia’s cricket team has lost the match 2 – 3 to the Somalia. More coverage of the Olympics will come at a later date.

And finally, here is our local news. Twenty of our very own South Park citizens have signed a contract with a character named “The Coon” in which they agree to kill each other in a gruesome blood bath for The Coon’s own entertainment. The popcorn vending machines are expected to explode in the near future.

Thank you for watching Cartman TV. This was Eric Cartman, live from South Park, Colorado. Have a good night.


It is now NIGHTTIME. You may not post for the next 24 hours. All night actions are to be send to me via PM as soon as possible.

I guess this implies that Eric Cartman is not in the game. Interesting .....

I wonder if kestegs is a role

[ThunderCat]

I'll let that slide, Jcakes. Consider this your first and last warning.

And while I'm at it, please keep in mind that Bad Ash is away until Monday I believe. He will not be mod killed due to inactivity. If anyone else has real life issues that will prevent them from posting for a full day phase, please send me a PM informing me.

[ThunderCat]

ON AIR:
Good morning South Park people of South Park, and Kyle. This is Eric Cartman for Cartman TV.

We report today that one of our close and dear friends, Caluin Graye has been killed in his sleep by an unknown source. The local police had this to say:
“Stand back, people, there's nothing to see here!”

And now, the weather.
Today is a sunny day out in South Park Colorado. That should save us from seeing any gingers (Kyle) today.

In sports news, Canadia once again has won the farting championship, with Mexico coming in second.


Caluin Graye has been killed.

It is now DAYTIME. You may post freely for the next 48 hours.

Players alive:
1. FredOfErik
2. pharphis
3. kestegs
4. Jcakes
5. Pyrotechnician
6. Solar Ice
7. coju
8. Goryani
9. Sathoris
10. Gwaihir
11. Noodle
12. MartinLong
13. omgwtfbbqpwned
14. Bad Ash
15. flubbucket
16. Autti
17. Malevolent
18. Ankeli
19. Laarz

With 19 players alive, it takes 10 votes to lynch someone and 11 votes to lock the lynch.

PS: For the new players, please keep in mind that all my stories are for flavor. Even though they suck, they should still not be interpreted in any other way.
PPS: If anyone who is dead and would like to help out with stories, send me a PM.

[pharphis]

Dang. Thought I was first!

I'll be back in a few hours. I have a concert to attend to. Hopefully there are lots of accusations in that time :P

Also, since TC said that his stories are ONLY for flavor, then I disagree with JCakes and think that Cartman is in the game, and if he is, he would be a god father. The perfect role for him