Check out this funny thread reposting here from Blizz forums. Enjoy the giggles....
WoW cereal comes in 2 flavors: Horde and Alliance.
---[ The Horde Cereal Product ]---------------------
The Horde cereal contains randomly added/selected:
- Chocolate Cows (Tauren)
- Multi-flavored marshmellow Blood Elves (does not change the color of the milk)
- Crunchy Forsaken made from Rice
- Crunchy Orcs made from Wheat
- Crunchy Goblins made from Corn
- Blueberry flavored, blue colored marshmellow Trolls (LoL... what other color/flavor would they use for trolls?)
- Random purple and green marshmellow Warlocks (not sure of the flavor for these)
---[ The Alliance Cereal Product ]----------------
The Alliance cereal contains randomly added/selected:
- Crunchy Paladins made from Rice
- Crunchy Mages made from Wheat (think wheat cheks or Life cereal for the texture)
- Crunchy Werewolves made from Corn
- Multi-flavored marshmellow care-bear and angry-bird Druids
- Green irradiated marshmellow Gnomes (turns the milk lime green, but not sure about the flavor)
- Blueberry flavored, blue colored marshmellow Draenei (LoL... what other color/flavor would they use for the Zoidbergs?)
The WoW cereal boxes would have their respective Horde and Alliance symbols on the front and a WoW comic on the back of the box (use one of the already popular comics to add randomization to the back of the boxes). There would be three prize types. The first prize type would be a random WoW trading card inside the box. The second prize type would be one of 3 selected in-game non-combat pets with 300 WoW cereal box tops. The third prize type would be stickers modeled after WoW class characters/beastiary.
---[ The Diablo Cereal Product ]----------------
There would be a different Diablo cereal for each character class. Each box would contain:
- Crunchy character class themed weapons and armor made from rice, wheat, or corn
- Crunchy Diablo 2 demon shapes made from rice, wheat, or corn
- Crunchy Horadric cube squares made from wheat (think wheat cheks or Life cereal for the texture)
Each box would have one of the following:
- Red strawberry health pot shaped marshmellows
- Blue blueberry mana pot shaped marshmellow
The marshmellow shapes would be modeled after the various types of mana/health potions within Diablo 2. Both marshmellow types could change the milk color.
The Diablo cereal boxes are modeled after the Diablo 2 and Diablo 3 collectors edition boxes with maybe a Diablo comic on the back of the box (use one of the already popular comics to add randomization to the back of the boxes). There would be three prizes. The first prize type would be an offer to get a free Tyreal angelic wings USB key collectors item with 300 Diablo cereal box tops. The second prize type is a random Diablo 3 poster or stickers of Diablo 2 and 3 classes/beastiary. The third prize type would be a free Blizz Authenticator with 300 Diablo cereal box tops.
Little Timmy wants a horde box... Little Sarah wants an alliance box... Dad wants the Diablo collectors edition (cereal) box.
Put Bashiok in the commercials!