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    Entire Diablo III Story in a Few Lines

    The full moon cast a pale light over Tristram Cathedral. Inside the Cathedral, Leah attended furiously to books and manuscripts.

    Leah had always wanted to fight, until now at least.

    When she was young she watched the magic angels and she said to Tyrael "I want to be a mage Tyrael."

    Tyrael said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

    There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the town of Tristram she knew there were demons. "This is Tyrael" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

    So she gotted her longbow and blew up Belial

    "SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
    "I will shoot at her" said Azmodan he threw his meteor
    Leah shot at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

    "No! I must kill the demons" she shouted
    Then Adria said "No, Leah. You are the demons"
    And then Leah was a demon


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    Re: Entire Diablo III Story in a Few Lines

    Why not just every story ever?


    Protagonist beats antagonist.



    ZOMG DIASBLOS STORIE AMS TOO EZ!!:



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    Re: Entire Diablo III Story in a Few Lines

    That's not what happened, it should have started with:





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    Re: Entire Diablo III Story in a Few Lines

    I can do it in fewer words:

    "MAGIC WAND! MAKE MY MONSTERS GROWWWWWW!!!!!"



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    Re: Entire Diablo III Story in a Few Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by betazoid View Post
    I enjoyed this very much. Now excuse me while I walk around town telling everyone "I'm a nephalem" if they say anything to me.




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    Re: Entire Diablo III Story in a Few Lines

    Yeah the story sucked. They did a okay job at delivering it though (cutscenes, dialogues etc) but its still a pile of poop delivered in a golden box.



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    Re: Entire Diablo III Story in a Few Lines

    Some questions on the story of D3 I could not lay my hand on yet. Please help me out:

    - how come the two Lesser Evil the idea of attacking the mortal realm for D3?
    - how Diablo comes back for D3? (Comingout for Mr. Diablo starts to be too frequent, meh. First from the SS, then from the posessed hero, now the BSS...)



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    Re: Entire Diablo III Story in a Few Lines

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    Re: Entire Diablo III Story in a Few Lines

    Diablo: A family tragedy spanning 3 generations, worthy of a Wagnerian opera.

    I think that sums up the whole thing pretty well, from D1 to D3.




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