Are you sick of fast food bull****?

**Joshnano** · 01-04-2012, 07:36

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulTrj-HdHR8

This man is.

Discuss.

**Stevinator** · 01-04-2012, 15:36

well that looks like a mistake. he could have brought that back and complained.

it does seem like the fast food places are giving you less and less all the time. I don't even think they're that cheap anymore. seems like you have to spend 6-7 bucks for any of the "value meals". I usually avoid them and try to find a gyro joint or something. you can usually get a lot more food for a lot less money at places like that.

I mean hell, if I'm going to spend $7 bucks for a chicken sandwich, i might as well hit up chic filet.

Oh, and did anyone notice that a few months after the double down came out they shrank the heck out of it? The first one i had was huge and glorious. then I came back and it was small and weak sauce. I bet a bunch of people whined that it wasn't healthy. duh it's not healthy. that's the point. I'm not eating three a day.

**TurbulentTurtle** · 01-04-2012, 16:48

Originally Posted by Stevinator

I'm not eating three a day.

Why not.

**Leopold Stotch** · 01-04-2012, 21:02

o-kay...

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**Stevinator** · 01-04-2012, 22:10

Originally Posted by TurbulentTurtle

Why not.

the resulting food coma from three consecutive double downs might be irreversible.

If i'm going to die eating fast food, I think i'd prefer to go down trying to eat three consecutive portillo's double bacon cheese burgers with large cheese fries. i'm fairly certain the amount of salt involved would cause me to absorb enormous amounts of water from the atmosphere, resulting in a blood pressure reading close to 35 psi, or about where I keep my Jeep's tires. I doubt my supple skin could contain such pressures at this altitude, and i would explode, causing a concussive wave that would damage the integrity of my townhouse's walls. When my annoying neighbor would invariably come to examine the ruckus, his added weight would cause the entire building to collapse. undoubtably, the authorities that investigate will realize that this was all my fault and they'll publish the report, which will open my estate up to lawsuits, which will bankrupt my brother and parents. Once bankrupt my bro will no longer be able to afford internet, and this will slowly drive him crazy, until one day he goes on a homicidal rampage. then the police will start a huge manhunt for him and he'll have to flee to canada, where he'll move in next to you--but he's so lazy that he'll never mow his yard and slowlyu but surely his antics will destroy your property value.

i would never wish that upon you, and that's why i don't eat three double downs (or portillos double bacon cheeseburgers with cheese fries) daily.

that story made me hungry.

**Leopold Stotch** · 01-04-2012, 22:20

i had ONE double down when it first came out. I was so tired and didn't want to do anything for that day. I wasn't feeling that great either and my DD sucked! It was overcooked and hard to chew. Mara's was fine.

Fast food is okay, but every once in a while. I try to limit myself to once a week pure fast food junk. If I eat too much, I'll get slightly queasy and crave veggies and fruits.

**MrH** · 10-04-2012, 20:48

The thing with fast food is it usually looks like **** but tastes good, I'm a sucker for a Big Mac.

**Stevinator** · 10-04-2012, 21:13

I only eat three times a day or more when i'm at my parents' and my mom takes it as a personal afront if I don't eat everything presented. Perhaps the monthly trip up there allows me to store enough fat to live on until i return.

**krischan** · 11-04-2012, 08:48

Originally Posted by Stevinator

well that looks like a mistake.

I strongly hope so. If it was made on purpose, it would be fraud. However, that guy said that the others weren't better.

OTOH, can't you watch them making the tacos? Or do they hide behind a screen?

he could have brought that back and complained.

Yes, but complaining aloud and in public will have a more substantial effect. It also feels better after having been cheated like that.

I'm not eating three a day.

Maybe he has a wife and a child. BTW, you need 3 of them for a full meal if the bag is already that small, even when assuming that it has a filling which is worth mentioning.

But hmm, that's a new business strategy: "Extra healthy tacos, extra small, less meat! For just 50c more!"

**Leopold Stotch** · 18-04-2012, 21:50

you can see people making tacos depending where you are. But why not make it yourself? Because sometimes you don't wanna cook and you want it already done. Taco Bell or Hole-in-the-Wall Mexican places FTW!