Best Pick-Up Lines

[Leopold Stotch]

I have seen some cute little Moco

ew....EW....EWWWW!!!

*gag*

[Luckymofo]

first of all, I usually was. Second of all, snot is nasty!

achoo! i'd say that was a joke, but it's snot

[Leopold Stotch]

gross. hahaha!

[Technomancer]

gross. hahaha!

That's snot what I heard!

[TheBrave]

This one I came up with one day, a few years back, and hey, strangely enough it usually works.

"So, I see you have a nose, I have a nose too..."

[KremBanan]

Here is a challenge for you guys.. when you meet a woman for the first time at a bar, you ask her only 3 questions..
"Hi.
How are you?
What do you do later?
Wanna go home with me?

This is an apocalypse opener. Thing you must remember and DO, is when you have asked the third question...you have to stay strong and have a normal face. Your brain will shout out to you, that you should say something to 'defuse' the situation. But you gotta hold and hold and hold your face and look normal at her, untill she gives you an answer.

Try it

[Stevinator]

what do you do later?

do you mean "what are you doing later?"

I assume it's a translation thing.

[KremBanan]

what do you do later?

do you mean "what are you doing later?"

I assume it's a translation thing.

You assumed correct

[TheBrave]

You can always go Maria and say " Wait a moment, you seem human, and yet... What do you here?"

If they get it you might have yourself a keeper >.o