Best Pick-Up Lines

**BobCox2** · 07-04-2012, 06:13

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Are you the square root of -1? Because someone as beautiful as you just can't be real.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

Sorry
Math Nerd Lines

**BobCox2** · 08-04-2012, 05:11

Leo; "What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

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**krischan** · 08-04-2012, 20:17

Now that's good pickup line!

Bobcox, I admit it, I'm just an amateur in comparison to you. After all, even your children have children of their own!

**BobCox2** · 09-04-2012, 05:29

Presto.

**aerial** · 09-04-2012, 09:18

Did it hurt, when you blew through the asphalt emerging from hell?

**Leopold Stotch** · 10-04-2012, 01:57

Originally Posted by BobCox2

Leo; "What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

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LMAO!!!! very nice!! i really like that one.

Originally Posted by aerial

Did it hurt, when you blew through the asphalt emerging from hell?

another nice one!

**Mikachu** · 10-04-2012, 08:19

The summary of my advanced biology classes:

-If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

-You're so hot you denature my proteins.

-If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

**Luckymofo** · 11-04-2012, 04:50

Originally Posted by Mikachu

The summary of my advanced biology classes:

-If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

-You're so hot you denature my proteins.

-If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

''mikachu, I choose you!'' :P

**BobCox2** · 12-04-2012, 00:38

Originally Posted by krischan

Now that's good pickup line!

Bobcox, I admit it, I'm just an amateur in comparison to you. After all, even your children have children of their own!

Wanna Sit in Grandpop's Lap?

**Shadowtwin** · 12-04-2012, 23:20

This one worked with mixed results back in high school: "[name], I have your picture on the wall in my bedroom. No tape, no thumbtacks, no glue; just stuck right to the wall".