Best Pick-Up Lines

[Luckymofo]

I must be in a Library cos I'm definitely checkin you out...

I wish I was a maths test so I could be really hard while you do me on that table...

like the first one. don't understand 2nd one; doing hard math problems?

[Jcakes]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I actually took some chloroform from the chem lab one day (back when I was at uni). It unfortunately didn't have the advertised effect (one of my mates volunteered to try it out in the name of science)

[BobCox2]

I actually took some chloroform from the chem lab one day (back when I was at uni). It unfortunately didn't have the advertised effect (one of my mates volunteered to try it out in the name of science)

"So, I tie you down while you scream no??"

[Technomancer]

No Techno, I'm too busy staring at you through the internet foliage.

*pretends to not notice while changing clothes*

don't understand 2nd one; doing hard math problems?

You're gonna get that and lol when you do.

[krischan]

I must be in a Library cos I'm definitely checkin you out...

I wish I was a maths test so I could be really hard while you do me on that table...

It seems you are an easy math test, however. I'm usually done with them in 3 minutes.

Seriously, that becomes a bit to explicit. I don't even know if you are a girl or a guy

[BobCox2]

For the record, Leo was trying to molester me in the other thread.

That what She Said.

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Seriously, that becomes a bit to explicit. I don't even know if you are a girl or a guy

Con-tro-dicK your-self Much?
ROFL Good One Kris.

[Luckymofo]

i am very confused now.

[Leopold Stotch]

So am I the only one here not trying to molester Leo?

I feel left out...

Correction, young Techno! It is *I* trying to molester everyone else! because I am Lovely Leo and it is something I am VERY good at.

I will try to get an invitation to the next moderator back-stage party for you.

aww, thank you!!! ^_____^

I must be in a Library cos I'm definitely checkin you out...

I wish I was a maths test so I could be really hard while you do me on that table...

very nice!

For the record, Leo was trying to molester me in the other thread.

yes.... yes, I was.

[Technomancer]

Correction, young Techno! It is *I* trying to molester everyone else! because I am Lovely Leo and it is something I am VERY good at.

Young Techno? Is that something like "Young Neil"?

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[Luckymofo]

Correction, young Techno! It is *I* trying to molester everyone else! because I am Lovely Leo and it is something I am VERY good at.



aww, thank you!!! ^_____^



very nice!



yes.... yes, I was.

leo is the real life version of the main heroine from the anime ''highschool dxd'', except leo is not a red head.