Best Pick-Up Lines

**Galabab** · 15-04-2012, 21:46

wow it was worth it to come back check the off-topics.

sexy post count ftw

**BobCox2** · 16-04-2012, 08:48

Hi!
I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but after a while I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

**Mikachu** · 19-07-2012, 15:02

Originally Posted by Luckymofo

''mikachu, I choose you!'' :P

Been tried before. Unsuccessfully.

**LozHinge the Unhinged** · 19-07-2012, 16:18

How about:

"Mikachu! Let's take a peek at you!"

That worked didn't? I mean, I got there, didn't I?

**Mikachu** · 19-07-2012, 16:23

Originally Posted by LozHinge the Unhinged

How about:

"Mikachu! Let's take a peek at you!"

That worked didn't? I mean, I got there, didn't I?

Yes...indeed.

**LozHinge the Unhinged** · 19-07-2012, 16:24

Score one for the LozHinge

**Stevinator** · 19-07-2012, 21:24

Originally Posted by BobCox2

Hi!
I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but after a while I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

I think you'd have lost her half way through...

**Technomancer** · 20-07-2012, 02:37

Way to go Loz!

I got a new one: "Hey babe, is it hot in here, or am I just going to hell for the things I wanna do with you?"

**BobCox2** · 20-07-2012, 05:12

Originally Posted by BobCox2

Presto.

Bend Over, I think I love U!

**Stevinator** · 20-07-2012, 20:10

I like the first one. Also, the "insurance purposes".

I've heard the "i lost my phone number" deal before.

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