Best Pick-Up Lines

[zemaj]

The one I will employ tomorrow, hopefully to great effect:
Want to get a pizza and ****? (Asterisks are exactly what you think they are.)

So, OTFers, do your worst.

when said girl responds by slapping you across the face, just remember the "What? You don't like pizza?" part



XY: "Would you be offended if I said your hair smells nice?"
XX: "Uhh... I guess not, no?"
XY: "What if I was a dwarf?"

or the classic:
"Nice dress! It'll look great balled up on the floor next to my bed in the morning."

[Leopold Stotch]

"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

"Nice shirt. Wanna ****?"

"Nice rack. Wanna ****?"

"Show me those titties!!!!" (and at the "titties" part, you have to drag it out and practically scream it)

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants."

"I love your eyes. Every time I look at them, I see me." (talking about the reflection eyes give and how you can see yourself sometimes)

"You have a pretty mouth."

"You smell like the inside of my momma's purse!" (Family Guy joke. Bestest Friend would tell me this all the time in high school and it would melt my heart. ) (not really, but I would laugh because, ya know, i like retarded-*** jokes)

"My love for you is like diarrhea. It's constantly running."

THANK YOU! I'm here till Thursday!

OMG! i just thought of this... use any one of these and you're golden!

[BobCox2]

This only works as a second line over the phone.
If you can disguise your voice on the first line, and have It instantly recognized on the second one.

Call and say: I want the **** U

Then say: Again.

[Bowzer]

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[BobCox2]

Ever heard of an Aussie kiss? It's like the French kiss, but down under.

Here is a Good one I learned as a Kid

[stillman]

"I can tell you're going to get laid tonight."

"Why?"

"Because I'm stronger than you."

[Leopold Stotch]

so where can I meet you, Stillman?

[TurbulentTurtle]

'Ey yo baby gurl you lookin' mad cute right thur, why don't y'all stand up a little closer to yo boy lemme holla at you a second. Mm mm. I said GAT DAMN if y'ain't one dem fiiiiine honeys yo homes lookin' for, fun times, dat swag, power, choice, prime. FIERCE.
Yo boy know how to rock it real school, makin' it RAIN real hard, so soaked BENJAMINS be comin' out wit' umbrellas NAHM SAYN? Throwin' dat mad-*** cheddah make you think you was tourin' a CHEESE FACTORY.

[krischan]

[TurbulentTurtle]

'Ey yo K-chan, you know y'ain't gotta use dem pick-up lines on me, right?