Best Pick-Up Lines

[pancakeman]

I'm considering deploying an over-the-top cheesy pick-up line tomorrow, and it got me wondering about really, really good ones. By good ones, of course, I mean bad ones. A few to get us started:

Are you wearing space pants? Because your *** is out of this world.
If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?
I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

The one I will employ tomorrow, hopefully to great effect:
Want to get a pizza and ****? (Asterisks are exactly what you think they are.)

So, OTFers, do your worst.

[SaroDarksbane]

"Do you work at UPS? Because I could swear you were checking out my package . . ."

[krischan]

IThe one I will employ tomorrow, hopefully to great effect:
Want to get a pizza and ****? (Asterisks are exactly what you think they are.)

I heard that one has a success quota of 5-10%. However, it also has a quota of 20-40% to get a nut kick, that might make your planned activities impossible.

[hucca]

"How YOU doing?" *Follow that with the appropriate Joey Tribbiani head nod*

[Håles]

"Hi — I was just noticing how similar you look to my level 85 Blood Elf Death Knight... not that your scary, and not that I'm *** for playing a female toon, but actually... erm, let me start over. Hi — it doesn't matter what I or you say the reality is biologically we need to **** to ensure the procreation of our species... not that I want a baby, or saying that we should get married or rush things, but actually... erm, let me start over...."

^^ That'll TOTALLY work on most girls. Why?

Because she'll see you as a crippled guy and not a threat. It'll invoke her nurturing nature. She'll give you the best sex ever, because she wants to create an Eden for you to be healed. But as soon as you start acting powerful, she'll be threatened (not secure like you think) and take flight.

[kestegs]

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

You do realize you have to tell us what happens...right?

[BobCox2]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Bowzer]

Ask her if she likes trouser snakes.

If she asks, "What's a trouser snake?", whip it out.

[TheNix]

A mate of mine use to say "Hello, my name is *** and I'm a witch." It actually worked very well.

The best come back line I ever heard was:

Guy: "How do you like your eggs in the the morning?"
Girl: "Unfertilized!"

CLASSIC!!!!

[Luckymofo]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

WIN!
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