"Hi — I was just noticing how similar you look to my level 85 Blood Elf Death Knight... not that your scary, and not that I'm *** for playing a female toon, but actually... erm, let me start over. Hi — it doesn't matter what I or you say the reality is biologically we need to **** to ensure the procreation of our species... not that I want a baby, or saying that we should get married or rush things, but actually... erm, let me start over...."
^^ That'll TOTALLY work on most girls. Why?
Because she'll see you as a crippled guy and not a threat. It'll invoke her nurturing nature. She'll give you the best sex ever, because she wants to create an Eden for you to be healed. But as soon as you start acting powerful, she'll be threatened (not secure like you think) and take flight.