Greizer's Generosities: Is this a GIVEAWAY, Madness, or Sparta? de

[Greizer]

(all three, but mostly a giveaway )

Hello (and, shortly, goodbye). Time to quit again, as D3 will hit the shelves within two months
most likely. My mules are getting full and I'd need to rearrange them, but I just don't see the point.

For those that do, I pose three questions, and the first right answer gets the account
that corresponds to it. It's a bit lazy to give up entire accounts, but I really can't
be bothered to sift through the items anymore.

#1 is my main play account, which has three fully-equipped chars on it (more or less) +
nearly all of my rune wealth. I never could afford lifer charms and the like, but there's an Enigma,
Infinity, Fort etc, and a few more exotic items.

#2 is my main mule account; it has mostly socketables
on it, some runewords and pretty useless crafted rings and amus.

#3 holds novelty items, hard to sell stuff and low common items; it's a trash mule acc basically.
One low Grief PB on it though.

So, here are the questions, their difficulties varying according to the value of the accounts.
You get one guess for each acc; if no one guesses right I will add clues or change questions
and you get a second round of guesses. First to post the right answer wins ofc.

1) How many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?
(I will decide what is correct enough. Hint: I can't give hints since then you'd guess it right away,
so this hint of a hint will have to suffice. If that makes sense. )
EDIT: CHANGE OF RULES: THE ANSWER IS 0 FINNS, NOW WHY IS IT 0?
EDIT2: NEW ROUND OF GUESSES FOR ALL!
EDIT3: I'll add a hint for #1 as it seems to be too hard: Think about recent events, and why Finland has been in the news lately.

2) If I could move anywhere in the world to work from there (as a freelance translator), which country would I move to? (Hint: It's either in the Americas or in Europe.) EDIT: GUESSED ALREADY, IGNORE PLZ.

3) How many mules do I have on this account (#3)? (1-8 ofc.) EDIT: GUESSED ALREADY, IGNORE PLZ.

Well then - guess away. Oh btw - if you guess correctly more than once, you get 2/3 accs ofc.

Regards, see you in D3, and jig on for Great ItamZ (our deity in Diabloland )
Greizer

[Solar Ice]

1) Five. One to hold the bulb and four to drink enough Kosu (vodka) until the room starts spinning

2) England? :P

3 I guess six mules

Mate, It is sad to see you leave. I hope to see you in D3 sometime ( no idea when I'l even be able to try that game though)

[Prof-Moriarty]

Well can't seem to find much else than diablo that I can be interested in (in terms of gaming) to fill out those 2 months so guess it's worth a shot...

1) 0
2) Italy (random guess but they have a bit of variety in terrain and nice food so why not...)
3) 6

Anyways see you in D3

[InfiniteLoop]

This was too easy.

1) How many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?
Around 5. One to hold the bulb and the other 4 drink enough vodka until the room starts spinning.

2) If I could move anywhere in the world to work from there (as a freelance translator), which country would I move to?
Sweden

3) How many mules do I have on this account (#3)? (1-8 ofc.)
6

[ZeroDM]

Challenge accepted!

1. 3 (don't know why anyway)
2. Spain
3. 3

I might not play D3 when it will be released (and also for its crap graphics when it's 2012 now... Blizzard spell same as in Warcraft 3, wut?), so I hope you will have much fun with it

[Greizer]

Dammit Moriarty, you took the second acc right away. I would move to Northern Italy, to a villa by the Como lake (or one of those northern lakes). Granted I haven't really been around that much, but it seems as good a place as any, jugding by the looks alone. I will pm you shortly with acc details, and the others ofc will only have to make two guesses from now on.

I didn't specify this so technically it could be judged that Moriarty gets the first acc too, but if it's ok with him I'd like to add the condition that on #1 you must specify the *reason* for the number also. So the correct answer is 0 Finns, but you'll have to say why it is 0. All those who've guessed already get a new guess on #1 due to this mixup.


EDIT: Edited first post with new rules/situation.

[Histal]

1. wrong and late
2. wrong and late too
3. 8 (how can be less than 8 mules on such account?)

[stufflife]

I'll give it a go.

1. 2, but no one knows how they fit inside.
2. France
3. 4

[ZeroDM]

"Once a Finn has noticed that a light bulb is made of glass and has the shape of a bottle, he'll try to open it."

[Prof-Moriarty]

Ofc if you insist, Moriarty, I will give you the account, but I'm hoping you'd honor the 'spirit' of the competition and give others a chance too. You can specify your reason too ofc, if you choose this way.

EDIT: Edited first post, but Moriarty pls let me know what you choose asap.

Sounds fine to me keep the first question running....