[OT] How many nicknames can we come up with for Kestegs?

**Jcakes** · 13-07-2012, 10:49

he is commiestegs (because he hangs out in the D2 Community forums - known as commies).

**kamap** · 13-07-2012, 10:59

Nistegs then? Can also be a reference to the knights who now say ekie ekie ekie ekie patang zoo pong!

**Hartside** · 16-07-2012, 09:15

Carebearstegs for his pvp prowess? o_O

**kestegs** · 16-07-2012, 15:08

Originally Posted by Hartside

Carebearstegs for his pvp prowess? o_O

We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?

**Hartside** · 17-07-2012, 06:23

Well you better look after us all :-P

**Leopold Stotch** · 27-01-2013, 15:28

30stegs.

**kamap** · 28-01-2013, 12:26

With 30 you mean 30 millenia right? Badum Tish!

**Leopold Stotch** · 28-01-2013, 15:02

Exactly. :grin:

Gawd, I miss that smiley. :(

**kestegs** · 28-01-2013, 15:23

*sigh*

Yes, I'm officially old now

**Leopold Stotch** · 28-01-2013, 15:46

Kestegs, forgive my impudence, but STFU!!!! You are not old, you still have control over your bowels, you don't need a bedpan or a bib, you still have your vision and hearing (I'm wondering if mine is starting to go. I can't seem to focus correctly and sometimes (or at least yesterday) I kept seeing, like, a light gloss. As if everything were foggy but just slightly and this was with my glasses. maybe I need a new pair of glasses!), you can still walk and don't have to use a wheelchair (and people who do have wheelchairs are not necessarily old), you don't wear socks to your knees with tennis shoes (does anyone else say "tenny" and not "tennis"?), you're not balding, you don't have age spots, you don't punch yourself in the groin and say, "WORK DAMNIT!" because I'm pretty sure you still have a lot of miles left on your snipped tires, you aren't in a nursing home being abused by an ugly nurse holding a plunger, your hair isn't white and if it is starting to lighten, don't freak because your aging well and finely. Like a good cheese and red wine. You don't slip in the bathtub because your hip broke on you and best of all you don't have dementia and think your dead aunt from 20 years ago is still alive and in... wherever. Pick a place. Actually, no. the best thing of all is you aren't dead and made it to 30. I feel happy to have made it to 23 because I really thought I was going to die (wishful thinking? Morbid thoughts/desires? Eh.

)

You're still alive and kicking. You're not old, despite what we jokingly tell you. So. Shut. The hell. Up!! Before Leo has to go smacka-***** on you!

*glomp*

*squeeze*