[OT] How many nicknames can we come up with for Kestegs?

[corax]

mostly party tricks

[kestegs]

wait, Kegs, you had a vasectomy????? where the **** was I when this came out? XD

Drunkstegs.

It has been mentioned quite a bit, not lately though.

This has been mentioned a lot I am not sure how long he has been a vaslessstegs.

I have been that way for about 6 years now. I think I was 23 when I vasectomized.

[Pyrotechnician]

uncle kester

For some reason the only thing i can think of when I read this is lester the molester, I know thats terrible, but I can't come up with anything else.

It has been mentioned quite a bit, not lately though.



I have been that way for about 6 years now. I think I was 23 when I vasectomized.

When you were 23? You poor, poor man.

[kestegs]

Poor man? No way! Best decision I ever made!

[Muggs]

When he is doing work on people's homes he shows the lady of the house his Vasectomy scar then lowers the lights and turns on some 70s porn music. I don't have to tell you what happens next.

[corax]

sexual harassment time thats what.


i was referencing uncle fester from the adam's family. but yours is also good

[Muggs]

There is never sexual harassment after 70s porn music and asking to see her box ... electrical that is. Unless of course she is into that

[kestegs]

I have a satisfaction guarantee

[Muggs]

I have a satisfaction guarantee

For who? The customer or you? I am going to say the latter.

[kestegs]

That's in the fine print....nobody ever reads it