[OT] How many nicknames can we come up with for Kestegs?

[kamap]

I did lots of sports, I could lay my leggs in my neck, I could also stand up from a backbend, I could do lots of stuff which i can't do anymore and my body aches if I try to do those things.
I know what kegs means aswell.
I think most of us 30 ish folks (I'm 28) know what kegs means.
But you are as old as you feel and most of the times I feel my age or just slightly younger, but there are times I feel like 75 or older indeed.

Spoiler

During nudge nudge wink wink, I can't hold myself up as long as I could before, my knee which has a hurt tendon in it, starts aching after a while if I have it in the same straining possition to long and so on, still fun but I have to take those things into consideration.

[djmbbandie]

What about disappearistegs? He hasn't been in the Bar in two days....

[kamap]

Maybe he became electrifiedstegs?

[Leopold Stotch]

Fried greenstegs?

(play on the movie title Fried Green Tomatoes)

[kestegs]

That's such a good movie!

I did get electrified recently, but I could say that most days and I'm not dead from it yet.

I was feeling old on my birthday especially because I had hurt my shoulder and could hardly use my right arm. It's slowly getting better so I don't feel quite so old anymore. Plus my wife was being mean about me being old now

[kamap]

Your not just old now, you where born old and will always remain old!
Milenniastegs.