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Marmite is disgusting. A Travesty of Taste. It's the reason the terrorists hate you. It's a Tongue Assassin. It's masochist food. Invented by the same little daemon trolls that steal your socks out of the hamper. It is the least appetizing substance ever encountered by man. It's killed three people...this week! I have only one word for it.
Blech!
I prefer Fried Eggs (over medium usually), Corned beef hash cooked until it's crispy, hashbrowns (patties or the loose stuff I'm not picky) and either english muffins and creamy peanut butter or white toast and creamy peanut butter.
Eggs benedict when I'm being fancy.
Leftovers of whatever i ate the day before when i'm lazy.
And always, always, Strong black coffee with no sugar, no cream and no other shenanigans. After the coffee I might have a variety of beverages, but the coffee must come first. You can skip all the protein, and grease and other assorted yumminess, but you cannot skip the coffee.
And I don't smoke until after I've eaten. that's gross.
After the meal, if it's a weekend or day off, i like Bloody Marys.
A turkey dinner. I'm anti traditionalist.
I heard some girls like a soldier with their egg in the morning...
Dippy eggs and soldiers!
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Yay. I was afraid someone was going to say I was making a dirty innuendo. Which I never do.![]()
Coffee and cigarettes.
QFE
QFE^2
and I would like to add that coffee is meant to be black... black as an insurance CEO's soul, when its right. That and how much I love my french-press. If you are still using a drip-pot (or gods forbid, a peculator *blech*), do yourself a favor & click here. They are just magical.
EDIT:
QFE^3... missed this the first time around.
Last edited by zemaj; 09-02-2012 at 04:40.
I have a french press, that my brother acquired, that also appears to be a sort of travel mug as well. I don't completely understand it's seemingly simple mechanics. do the grinds go below the plunger, and then i drink off the top? Do you just pour the water and coffee in together and then squoosh them? It seems to work that way, but I'm afraid to waste any coffee in the thing. It also seems like the filter is little more than a screen. Is that right? does the coffee need to be contained in something? it just goes against my nature to dump perfectly good coffee into the same container as the water and hope for the best. Also, there's the question of how much to use. I consider coffee abuse to be as sinful as alcohol abuse (wasting perfectly good alcohol).
I think I'll try it, but please, tell me if I'm way off base on how it works.
You'll laugh if you read my mini-rant, but my coffeemaker is a drip-pot I picked up for ~$15. It has one button (a switch really). It's only feature is that there is a little light on the switch so you can tell on from off. It does not tell time, it cannot be programmed, it uses the smaller sized commercial filters so they come in packs of nearly a million (hundred actually, but it seems endless), and it may very well be my favorite appliance.
If only I could find such a zen toaster oven...
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