Pancakeman's Super-Sneaky Off Topic Thread

[kestegs]

Yea, was always my plan. Then I realized I hated sitting behind a desk all day.

[Pyrotechnician]

I hate sitting at my desk....we have this stupid instant messenger and instead of walking over to talking to you people just IM you, which pisses me off to no end, I just get up and walk over to them just so I can get up once and a while.

Also, I demand a flying desk, because I demand it.

[kestegs]

so you are going to complain about having to stay at your desk all day, but request a flying desk so you never have to get up?

[Pyrotechnician]

No, I want a flying desk so that I can stand on it, not so that I can sit next to it.

[kestegs]

Seems impractical. You'd have to disconnect the computer every time you wanted to fly. I'd go with a flying chair if I were you.

[Pyrotechnician]

Thats what we have wireless internet for. Duh.

[kestegs]

Power, you need power my friend!

[Pyrotechnician]

Laptops have batteries, I could fly for probably 2 hours, but then would have to plug back in for a couple hours after that.

[kestegs]

You really use a laptop at work?

[Pyrotechnician]

Yep, HP laptop, has to be at least 4 years old by now. The computing power is sad, at best.