The Off-Topic Thread: The kestegs-free version

[Jcakes]

I know, soon i might be a cross-dressing electrician that "beats the wife"

[kestegs]

Nah, you could never be as cool as me.

[Jcakes]

Nah, you could never be as cool as me.

No I couldn't because it would require me to become less cool then I already am.

[kestegs]

I don't think you get how this works. I would explain ot to you, but you probably wouldn't get that either.

[Jcakes]

I understand fine. Jcakes > Kegs. In order to be as cool as kegs Jcakes would need to become less cool then he currently is.

[kestegs]

Do you need a shovel?

[Jcakes]

I am not digging a hole, why would I need a shovel?

Oh I know

[kestegs]

Lies!

*gives cakes a shovel anyways*


(in the back of the head)

[Jcakes]

I don't see how anything I said was digging a hole. I was just proving how I could never be as cool as you because I was already cooler

[kestegs]

Yes, but you have no basis as it is already a widely proven fact that I am cooler than you.

I mean look at the very thread we are posting in, it certainly isn't named after cakes!