Are All the X-mas Tars out Yet?

[BobCox2]

I was gonna try and turn my Guinea Pirate into a Guinea Santa, but the pirate hat was too big. I'm falling back on Raistlin-Clause from last year. I bring you joy and Meteor Swarms from Krynn!

*Raistlin walks into the room and casts Meteor Swarm, what do you do?*

Hold up hands and Yells "I'm A Pastafarian!"

*Casts Summon FSM - Meteor Storm Dissipates to a few embers, as I whip out a hand-rolled and light it from one end on one.

[Technomancer]

*Assault Raistlin with a combined army of crazed Gully Dwarves and Kender*

*Casts 'Friends' spell on the Gully Dwarves, becomes their High Bulp, and orders them to kill the Kender. Raistlin-Claus mostly hates Kenders. Mostly. They take, er 'borrow', all the presents.*

Hold up hands and Yells "I'm A Pastafarian!"

*Casts Summon FSM - Meteor Storm Dissipates to a few embers, as I whip out a hand-rolled and light it from one end on one.

*Laughs as summoning fails on account of there being no Flying Spaghetti Monster!*

[BobCox2]

*Laughs as summoning fails on account of there being no Flying Spaghetti Monster!*

So you next summoning just failed as you Laugh.

My Turn.

I'm A heretic Jedi.
The FSM is the Force.


Merry X-Mas.

[coju]

seriously, is that what it is? a dog made of spam??? i always thought it was a wooden sculpture of a tiny dog!

Yes, dog made of Spam. Thyiad made it!

You mean like hanging down off my helmet or something? Could there be a sack of toys over my shoulder?

Yes. Hat and sack over the shoulder like a Continental Soldier. Do your ears hang low?

[BobCox2]

low loww!

Ahem


Sic Em Coju

[coju]

Ark!

*cough cough grumble grumble*

I mean:;

wRroOOOOOF!

[Leopold Stotch]

eek!

*jumps on table*

*grabs skirt ends*

*shrieks*

oh help! /feign damsel in distress

[Talga Vasternich]

It took a while, but I found the one that was made for me a few years ago. Can't remember who did it, but I'll thank whomever it was again.