Ron Paul and Jessie Ventura?

**BobCox2** · 06-12-2011, 04:18

OTF All The Way!
The Party Vote

You know if he win's the backup plan has to be good cause they don't protect what they deliberately ignore.

**vdzele** · 06-12-2011, 21:39

Something about Newt

**pancakeman** · 06-12-2011, 22:47

A Paul/Ventura ticket might well be the worst pair of candidates ever. I mean that. Worst. Ever.

**BobCox2** · 07-12-2011, 05:03

Originally Posted by pancakeman

The ticket might well be the worst pair of candidates ever. I mean that. Worst. Ever.

I think that's the real battle Cry of the voters on the entire Election

**jmervyn** · 07-12-2011, 13:46

Originally Posted by pancakeman

A Paul/Ventura ticket might well be the worst pair of candidates ever. I mean that. Worst. Ever.

I didn't realize that the MRLP even <had> an American branch previously...

Still, the official statement makes a lot of sense:

Originally Posted by Secret Squirrel

UK Tax Guidance plan with respect to the British Tax Economic Stimulus Payment.
During our research we spoke to a Treasury spokesman:

Q. Sometime this year, we, the British taxpayers, will again receive another ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment..
What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment?
A. It is money that the government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving us back our own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q.. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

We spoke to a Trade and Industry spokesperson:

Q. If we spend our stimulus money at Asda or Tesco, where will the money go?
A. The money will go to China , Taiwan or Sri Lanka …

Q. If we spend our stimulus money on petrol, where will the money go?
A. The money will go to the Arabs.

Q. If you purchase a computer, where will the money go?
A. It will go to India , Taiwan or China …

Q If you purchase fruit and vegetables, where will the money go?
A.It will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ….

Q. If you buy an efficient car, where will the money go?
A. It will go to Japan or Korea ….

Q. If you purchase useless stuff, where will the money go?
A. It will go to Taiwan …

Q. If you pay your credit cards off, or buy shares, where will the money go?
A. It will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

LOONY PARTY CONCLUSION
We Should keep the money in the UK by:
1) Spending it at car boot sales,
or
2) Going to night clubs,
or
3) Spending it on prostitutes,
or
4) Buying beer or whisky,
or
5) Get yourself a Tattoo
or
6) Visit a bookie.
(These are the only UK owned domestic businesses still operating in the U.K. )
Conclusion:
Be patriotic – go to a night club with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a car boot sale and drink beer day and night!

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,Dunny On The Wold,(MP),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

**jmervyn** · 07-12-2011, 15:38

Happened upon this later, and had to throw it out here -

Originally Posted by IMAO

* Ron Paul says he’s “the flavor of the decade”. I don’t know exactly what ice cream flavor that would be, but it would certainly have lots of nuts in it.

**Technomancer** · 08-12-2011, 00:27

Forget Jesse Ventura, we need Ace Ventura!

**Turnip** · 08-12-2011, 02:11

Ron paul should not be linked to this guy, ron paul is not a conspiracy theorist. He just believes in doing what obama had promised to do before he was elected, such as ending the wars and cutting spending. He understands monetary policy enough to predict and avoid things such as the housing bubble. He also actually obeys the constitution and thinks presidents should understand it before accepting the job.

This is coming from someone who lives in canada, so its not like I am biased or brainwashed, I just wish we had someone honest like him here in Canada.

**BobCox2** · 08-12-2011, 05:03

Let me check with my Adviser at Forbes
FORBES: Ron Paul Should Be The Next President Of The United States

**pancakeman** · 08-12-2011, 06:38

I'm going to counter that with a very well-thought-out argument of my own:

Ron Paul is crazy. Jesse Ventura is crazy. The White House would have to get more windows to provide enough for each to lick. Just editing out the foam spewing from their mouths would take an army of Photoshop-capable lunatics.