also requires a bass-ackward reading to support).
particularly insider trading? Of course, they passed a bill claiming they did, after yanking out any remaining teeth and giving a free lobotomy.
I remember such seemingly gross case of Gov't waste - an Army Kiowa chopper delivered our load of paper plates so that the pilot could clock some flight hours. Also, the 11th Armored Combat Regiment sent their field kitchen unit on training as our mess hall. Yet we don't bat an eye when the taxpayer pays for such efforts in totality and they're applied to other nations...
So, you actually struck out there, Mr. Baseball.