[OT]Hey Hey We're the MONKees...

**Jcakes** · 22-10-2011, 00:49

Yeah hopefully we get some more spammers, though I don't mind having somewhere else to talk to the same people about random ****

**corax** · 22-10-2011, 00:55

you're right of course. we did need another place

**kestegs** · 22-10-2011, 01:12

It really is that slow I'm not exaggerating at all.

**Kaysaar** · 22-10-2011, 01:18

Ha! I made a relevant monk post.

**kestegs** · 22-10-2011, 01:23

Originally Posted by Kaysaar

Ha! I made a relevant monk post.

This is disturbing. Please don't make a habit of it.

**Kaysaar** · 22-10-2011, 01:26

Sorry Modstegs :(

**kestegs** · 22-10-2011, 01:30

There will be no useful info in my ot thread!!!!

**corax** · 22-10-2011, 01:53

i had a friend in high school who was so bad at rollerblading. to stop himself on downhills hed either grab trees and lightpoles etc ooooor he'd throw himself onto peoples lawns and roll til he stopped.

he came with me and my brother round the dam and into the next town over one day (20-25kms). when we got there he realised he lost his wallet. so we made him wait were he was and we went back to hunt (he was slow too). found it about 2kms from our house on a front lawn he'd rolled down.
So we just went home and i drove us back. We gave the wallet to him which was empty bar for a picture so we assumed someone had stolen everything. nope he is overjoyed as everything is how he left it.

So he had no money, no cards, no id nothing bar a picture of a probiscus monkey.

that was it. yet he paniced when he realised his wallet was gone.

morale of the story: it has a monkey in it. so the effort was worth it

**kestegs** · 22-10-2011, 01:57

That's a bit creepy! I suppose the wallet in itself was maybe worth something too. I guess monkey's have more power than I thought.

That must be what happened to Noodle.