Old sayings or proverbs... got one?

[Evilfury]

If I had a book of the buggers, I'd thumb through it as often, like a priest with a... :rolleyes:
Anyone else enjoy old sayings?

I have a few as common as they are:
If I could describe this forum (OTF) with one I'd suggest: "If the cats away the mice will play."
The Singleplayer forum: "Birds of a feather flock together" or "Keep your nose to the grindstone".
D3 general discussion: "In with the new, out with the old."
If I could imagine there are better ways to describe things like the above.

Anyone have one for Youtube?...

[Edit]
Perhaps... by and all, newer sayings might be worth a post too, considering what wisdom they might impart...
"Any and all, come one.. come all.. big or small."

[stillman]

How can it be bad if it feels so good?

[BobCox2]

Like a priest with a... :rolleyes:
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.

I always find myself Quoting The Notebooks of Lazarus Long.
But then "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh."

Spoiler

I love that sites name, it's not me though except in the general sense of Bob & God if you can GROK that.
Bullets May be Better than Ballots, but Best of All, You Can Vote for Bob God!
http://diablo.incgamers.com/forums/s...&postcount=211

[Valhauros]

"The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm."

[nurman]

(The) truth lies in the porridge

[krischan]

Anyone have one for Youtube?...

All is fair in love and war.

[Thyiad]

Mod forum: "Not as stupid as you are cabbage-looking".

[Laarz]

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.

Between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Eat well, drink in moderation, and sleep sound, in these three good health abound.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll eat forever.

[Knarlfist]

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll eat forever.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for life!!


And my favorite, I think it's from Sigmund Freud:
What's the difference between you, and a Mallard with a cold? One is a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore!

[Vivi]

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll eat forever.

My superiors go by this motto though one of 'm regularly takes it to "give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

"And what does kill you, leaves you dead."

I'm sure Bob can help you out telling y'all I could never come up with something that clever.