I am a dad! Woooh!

**Baranor** · 08-11-2010, 11:43

Nah, she's just a month old, but really, the difference between 8/9 times feeding or 6 times feeding is so great its not even funny anymore. Now we get 3 hours of sleep per go, 4 if we are lucky. Last night she even slept from 10 till 2:45. And then she woke up... and was silent... so my wife deceided to go and clean her up, and yes, then the noise started

Can she hold a mouse yet?

No... we have trackballs.
Have you begun teaching her the art of PK'ing yet?

No, but she has a pet polar bear cuddly toy.
Have you considered PK'ing her when she wakes you up at 3am?

Truth or dare?
Do you lick her fur clean?

Depends...
Or does your wife do that?

On who's least awake at that time... that's usually the fur licker.
How long until she can control the retraction of her claws?

Not yet thats for sure, I have scratchmarks all over.
... can Polar bears retract their claws like cats? Or are their claws always in kill mode?

Kill mode for sure!
Do the fangs cause your wife pain when the little one is suckling?

Nope, baby bear is carefull.
How long until you let her play with her first max damage jewel?

Two more weeks, tops!
Are you worried that the jewel might cause a choking hazard?

Nah, not really, its already stuck in an old 1.09 ethereal Azurewrath.

**oOmpie** · 08-11-2010, 13:11

Originally Posted by Hp_Sauce

Can she hold a mouse yet? Have you begun teaching her the art of PK'ing yet? Have you considered PK'ing her when she wakes you up at 3am? Do you lick her fur clean? Or does your wife do that? How long until she can control the retraction of her claws?... can Polar bears retract their claws like cats? Or are their claws always in kill mode? Do the fangs cause your wife pain when the little one is suckling? How long until you let her play with her first max damage jewel? Are you worried that the jewel might cause a choking hazard?

-hps

Hahahahaha, nice one