Wierd stuff on the Internets

**krischan** · 14-05-2012, 08:29

I'm left-handed and thus left-eyed as well. That means, I need glasses which show the pic for the left eye!

**jmervyn** · 14-05-2012, 16:14

The first effective punchline I'd heard was "The evolution will not be televised" by Andy Levy from RedEye, but then I heard a crack about Pokemon.

We work fast...

**krischan** · 15-05-2012, 08:02

It seems the election campaign has finally started for you in full

**BobCox2** · 15-05-2012, 11:32

Well since the wives are fair game.

This is going to be so easy Kris, short of guns, or a vote machine lie, Jmervyn has no chance this go round it's a case of how bad will the damage be...

**krischan** · 15-05-2012, 13:19

I think I got the message, but I don't understand what a waterpik is. I could check the internet, but I prefer people breaking forum rules by explaining it, that's somehow sexy. Preferably by... hmm, who had the "moderate me harder" sig recently? Leo?

**jmervyn** · 15-05-2012, 14:04

Originally Posted by BobCox2

Well since the wives are fair game.

GOP wives only, so you're safe. Still, not very original of you to do a double-tap on Ann Romney (I provided the first) when First Lady WideLoad hasn't even been mentioned.

To say nothing of the CHILLLLDREEENNN (this counts for the "Wierd" on this post - the creature known as JWoWW calling someone else ignorant and uneducated?

Originally Posted by BobCox2

This is going to be so easy Kris, short of guns, or a vote machine lie, Jmervyn has no chance this go round it's a case of how bad will the damage be...

You know, I was talking about this very issue just an hour ago. Outside of the leftist urban centers, Americans despise him with a deep resentful hate, yet in many ways I really wish THE WON could win this (despite him being able to stack the Supreme Court). Because otherwise, the New Left fascists in the media/Hollyweird/D.C. are going to blame Romney for the apocalypse he's going to get dumped in his lap.

Originally Posted by krischan

I think I got the message, but I don't understand what a waterpik is. I could check the internet, but I prefer people breaking forum rules by explaining it, that's somehow sexy.

Naw, it's nasty as depicted but not at all risque in the normal sense. I use one regularly (on my teeth):
[img]http://4.bp.********.com/_SwJognyHGd4/S91txxKVRII/AAAAAAAAAAU/ZsAgxatT708/s400/waterpik3-sm.jpg[/img]

**krischan** · 15-05-2012, 14:21

Yes, that makes sense.

BTW, I have a question which is both related and unrelated

. Are these things as good for your teeth as dental silk?

They surely outperform it for that other purpose, we don't have to discuss that.

**jmervyn** · 15-05-2012, 18:48

Originally Posted by krischan

BTW, I have a question which is both related and unrelated

. Are these things as good for your teeth as dental silk?

According to my dentist, they are as good but he's suggested that I also use these weird plastic tools:

[IMG]http://1.bp.********.com/-5cSAC2S5a1w/TcbMi69V6rI/AAAAAAAAD_8/u3jzZH9Y29M/s320/dental.jpg[/IMG]

I've found they're easier than dental floss - the reason he suggests the Water Pik is that you can load it with a medicated solution, like mouthwash

Originally Posted by krischan

They surely outperform it for that other purpose, we don't have to discuss that.

That seems obscene on the level of grotesque/painful if I think about it; I thought it was just 'comic' license (as was using oven cleaner to cleanse her underwear).

Apart from the near-Palinesque misogyny being displayed towards Ann Romney by the We're-oh-so-tolerant Left, I thought this was a side-splitter: The issue that that porn-y cartoon refers to is popularized by an Obama hit piece being played against Romney. Turns out that Romney was gone two years prior to the imaginary horrors, but a massive Obama crony was actually the one at the helm of Bain Capital - and he remains there! Gee, that kind of reminds me of something or someone... I can't imagine why anyone would find fault here.

But hey, that's just boring old politics, while THE WON is the Prezzy of the United Stezzie and "slow jams"! He's going to be President for 60 more years! His legacy as the Greatest President EVAH will live on!

Why bother even considering truth when you're a pack of inveterate thieves and liars who never get called on it?

**pancakeman** · 15-05-2012, 18:59

Preferably by... hmm, who had the "moderate me harder" sig recently?

That was me...

**Technomancer** · 16-05-2012, 06:28

She wasn't talking about a dental hygiene tool...

"Oh, I feel so clean! So clean! Yeah! Yeah, I feel so clean!! OH YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!! ... *lights cig*"