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[Technomancer]

Kris, when you wake up after drinking, do you feel the urge to pee more than normal? That's usually a sure-fire trigger for me. If I wake up and have drain the water main somethin' fierce, ol' boy is usually at attention. The biological reason is that it helps to stop the flow.

As for being a male teenager, I had a 4 year boner that was borderline debilitating! It's funny now, but at the time, it was rather horrifying. There is no f'ing way I could have (publicly) wrestled/sparred with a girl! It was hard enough (har har!) trying to get from class to class! Fortunately, it started winding down around the time I started playing music on stage.

lol, now I have "that" Dangerous Toys song stuck in my head...

@ Leo: I think I first noticed the opposite sex at around 6 or 7 (first grade I think?). I had this weird crush on a girl and I didn't know HOW to have a crush! I had no idea what was going on. By the time I was old enough to even understand anything like that, I hadn't thought about her in a quite some time and it never re... happened? It's funny mentioning it, because I actually saw her at the grocery store YESTERDAY. Oh well, I found out some years after school that she was a lesbian.

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Sorry, Loz, but that's just plain wrong.

Maybe there's a psychological explanation, though...

Merv, I bet you argue with the sun when it comes up.

There's always a logical reason:

Hey, it's warm and comfy here!" - schwinggggg!
Hey, I just remembered a girl I met on the bus a month ago - schwinggggg!
Hey, it's Tuesday! - schwinggggg!

Happily, I haven't had a "surprise" for decades. Ice cream & baseball, whot? Thing is, my son's enjoying Jiu-Jitsu/wrestling, and I made sure to tell him that when approaching puberty, he shouldn't get upset if he suddenly gets a raging one while being choked out.

I remember a Jiu-Jitsu team doing a demonstration at a county fair - mainly matches between ~12 year olds. One cute little girl "submitted" a boy, and you could just sense the waves of humiliation coming off him - not because of the match, but because once she got off, his tent-pole was as proud as any in the surrounding carnival. She knew it, too.

My son's often matched up against a cute little Phillipina /Mexican looking thing his age - I think she's more interested in that sort of 'submission' than he realizes.

Having to get off the bus on my way to work was always my nemesis in young adulthood. Embarrassing with a capital B.

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Double posting - because!

Hey! I just won the thread ...

[jmervyn]

Mexican looking thing? Thing??? Really, Merv? REALLY??

Of course, Thing. As in, Hot PYT (an isotope from the old Starflight game)?

Am I the only one who, at the age of five, noticed the opposite sex? Was anyone else that young when they noticed?

Well, possibly. Dudes generally don't start thinking that way as early as dames do.

Merv, I bet you argue with the sun when it comes up.

Whatever for? It knows I'm right.

Hey, it's Tuesday! - schwinggggg!

See, when I think of logic I don't think of thoughtless reaction. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Of course, Thing. As in, Hot PYT (an isotope from the old Starflight game)?

Merv saves at the very last second.
/marvelous

Well, possibly. Dudes generally don't start thinking that way as early as dames do.

They should set the alarm clock earlier then

Whatever for? It knows I'm right.

I suppose the Sun could argue until it's blue in the face, like you do, but in the Sun's case, that would be bad for the inner Solar System

See, when I think of logic I don't think of thoughtless reaction. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Serious Boy is Terribly Serious

[stillman]

Seriously, I have no idea!!! My knowledge is that guys always wake up with morning wood and some sleep ****!

Is that the J word? Well, that doesn't happen unless there was a little more than sleep going on!

I'm not sure what a girl boner is, but I guess it's something with the nipples or what starts with cl and ends with is. Elaborating is probably a forum rules violation.

That's a simple anatomy term, not considered foul over here in North 'Merica anyway. They really bad one starts with "c" and ends with "t". There is a hierarchy of 4-letter bad words, and the c word is at the top.

[Leopold Stotch]

I beat the strongest girl at school in an armwrestling contest (>25 years ago), does that count?

Sure. ^_^ I stood up to a boy twice my size in junior high once and that was 13 years ago.

Of course, Thing. As in, Hot PYT (an isotope from the old Starflight game)?

nope.

Is that the J word? Well, that doesn't happen unless there was a little more than sleep going on!

No, it's an eff.

That's a simple anatomy term

Thank you, Stills.

[Stevinator]

I suppose the Sun could argue until it's blue in the face, like you do, but in the Sun's case, that would be bad for the inner Solar System

It's not actually turning blue, it just appears that way due to the doppler effect as it RUNS AWAY from merv.


Tiers of bad words:
The Worst
****

Next level:
****


Then there's:
****
****
******
***
****



And then a sampling of things you still probably shouldn't say in mixed company like:
****
*****
****
******

Hope that clears that up.

[BobCox2]

I'm Bored...

[jmervyn]

Merv saves at the very last second.
/marvelous

One of the first games I ever bought. Pity that Leo can't understand it - must be one of those parallel parking deals.

I suppose the Sun could argue until it's blue in the face, like you do, but in the Sun's case, that would be bad for the inner Solar System

I'd still win.

It's not actually turning blue, it just appears that way due to the doppler effect as it RUNS AWAY from merv.

That's not too bad, actually.