Wierd stuff on the Internets

**BobCox2** · 06-02-2013, 08:06

Originally Posted by Technomancer

Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Saves Woman From Racist Jesus, Gives Profanity-Filled Interview

Following that link, there's a longer, unedited interview with the guy that is *really* NSFW and is ****ing amazing!

Jennifer Love Hewitt Continues To Promote ‘The Client List’ By Singing In Her Underpants

**krischan** · 06-02-2013, 09:09

Originally Posted by Technomancer

(robber used as sex slave)

Reminds me of Pulp Fiction.

**nurman** · 06-02-2013, 09:21

http://dagobah.net/flash/Ronald_GOTY.swf

"A uber fun original adventure"

**BobCox2** · 07-02-2013, 04:51

Originally Posted by nurman

http://dagobah.net/flash/Ronald_GOTY.swf

"A uber fun original adventure"

Go Go Go !

**Technomancer** · 07-02-2013, 06:34

A Stephen Colbert scripture quote to follow-up on the homeless hitchhiker hero:

Originally Posted by krischan

Reminds me of Pulp Fiction.

Yeah, I know! Hilarious!

*continues planning for karate hair salon robbery*

**BobCox2** · 09-02-2013, 18:25

I like this guy

**Leopold Stotch** · 10-02-2013, 19:16

what about those plastic toy soldiers that come in a bucket? Y'all remember those? Do they still make them? And how your little brother or son or nephew or whatever would leave them out and you step on their hard, pointy, bazooka and how bad that would hurt? I wonder what hurts more: a tiny, green, plastic soldier or a tiny, red, Lego? It amazed me that Andy's mom on Toy Story wasn't like, "GODDAMNIT!! ANDY, IF YOU DON'T COME PUT YOUR ****ING TOYS AWAY, I'M GONNA ****ING THROW THEM AWAY!!"

or was it just my mom that was crazy and loud?

What would you rather walk across? Legos or toy soldiers? Hmm....

**Technomancer** · 11-02-2013, 06:33

I slept on Legos once. When I woke up, I was all excited to see how long they would continue sticking in my face after I got up. The last one fell out when I started eating my cereal.

Oh, and...

**LozHinge the Unhinged** · 11-02-2013, 12:55

I get the munchies more on this forum than I do on all the rest combined.

*ravenous*

**jmervyn** · 11-02-2013, 17:30

Originally Posted by LozHinge the Unhinged

I get the munchies more on this forum than I do on all the rest combined.

*ravenous*

Cute otters holding paws makes you ravenous? I've heard about people like you...

Oh, and toy soldiers hurt far less than Legos; they're made of a softer plastic and don't have such sharp edges.

EDIT - I once stepped on a crab, and it put a hole in my big toe.