Things you hate because they're pointless and stupid -.-

**BobCox2** · 18-02-2012, 02:38

Originally Posted by MrH

If I could have anything come out of my taps it would be McDonald's strawberry milkshake.

Humans are 98% water, Pour me a milkshake.
But not the Ben Stiller one .

**Technomancer** · 18-02-2012, 09:33

Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch

no, you just need me to cook for you.

Noms noms, you had me at hello! *gets out bib*

**Leopold Stotch** · 19-02-2012, 05:10

*puts plate of chorizo y huevos in front of Techno*

Remember how I told you at my job 95% of the people who come in there are wrong? It happened today!!

I was on my lunch break but I heard all about it for the rest of the day. . . An older woman had come in and approached the center desk and was like, "Okay, so I have a dog who slips when he walks." (i guess he's old or something or near-death, idfk!) "One of my friends told me that I could put some spray some adhesive to his paws so he won't slip anymore."

A THOUSAND MORE TIMES

!!! You cannot put spray adhesive to a dog's feet! A cat's feet! ANYONE'S FEET! it's toxic and dogs have a habit of licking their paws... hello! ingestion poison! So the girl working the center desk told her that and my manager turned to the woman and was like, "Why not just put contact paper all over the floor so that way nothing moves ever?"

The store deals with this on a daily basis. And not only did we have this incident, our credit card machines went down so OUT COMES THE MANUAL CARD MACHINES!! and those old enough to remember them, yeah, it was fun! XD it was, like, the second time i've ever used one in my entire life!

and at the time they went down, we had about 50 customers at once and only TWO of them (okay, two people I encountered the entire time) had cash on them. after the machines were back to working, everyone had cash on them! XD funny how that works out....

sorry, had to rant a little about my hilarious day at work. ^_^ I think insanity had come along and all I could do was laugh

Spoiler

**Stevinator** · 19-02-2012, 17:07

Originally Posted by BobCox2

Humans are 98% water, Pour me a milkshake.
But not the Ben Stiller one .

the "top" comment on that video is this:

WHAT IF THE BOYS WERE ALREADY GOING TO THE YARD AND HER MILKSHAKES HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT?!?!

I actually laughed out loud.

**Stevinator** · 19-02-2012, 17:10

Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch

*puts plate of chorizo y huevos in front of Techno*

Remember how I told you at my job 95% of the people who come in there are wrong? It happened today!!

I was on my lunch break but I heard all about it for the rest of the day. . . An older woman had come in and approached the center desk and was like, "Okay, so I have a dog who slips when he walks." (i guess he's old or something or near-death, idfk!) "One of my friends told me that I could put some spray some adhesive to his paws so he won't slip anymore."

A THOUSAND MORE TIMES

!!! You cannot put spray adhesive to a dog's feet! A cat's feet! ANYONE'S FEET! it's toxic and dogs have a habit of licking their paws... hello! ingestion poison! So the girl working the center desk told her that and my manager turned to the woman and was like, "Why not just put contact paper all over the floor so that way nothing moves ever?"

The store deals with this on a daily basis. And not only did we have this incident, our credit card machines went down so OUT COMES THE MANUAL CARD MACHINES!! and those old enough to remember them, yeah, it was fun! XD it was, like, the second time i've ever used one in my entire life!

and at the time they went down, we had about 50 customers at once and only TWO of them (okay, two people I encountered the entire time) had cash on them. after the machines were back to working, everyone had cash on them! XD funny how that works out....

sorry, had to rant a little about my hilarious day at work. ^_^ I think insanity had come along and all I could do was laugh

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or, everyone could wear roller skates, and then the dog wouldn't feel bad, because everyone would be slipping.

or socks on fresh polished wood floors. that could work too, but not as much fun.

**Leopold Stotch** · 19-02-2012, 17:28

they make little doggie booties to help them walk and protect their feet, lol! ^_^ i came home and told Casey as i pet her, "I would never do that to you! No, no, no! No, i wouldn't! I'm a good puppy mother!" squealed and kissed her snout.

**CyberHawk** · 21-02-2012, 16:20

I think that older woman's friend was trolling her, maybe she does it all the time. Wait a second...that's why she was at your work! Trollin in full effect!

Later that day.
.../spray, spraaay...."that little girl doesn't know...see its working"..!!

**Stevinator** · 22-02-2012, 00:07

she could use this stuff....

http://www.seenontvexpress.com/product-flexseal.htm

come on, you totally have seen those commercials. the guy in the boat with the screendoor as a bottom, but it's all sprayed with flexspray...

**BobCox2** · 22-02-2012, 02:26

Royalty!

You might be a Prince in Monaco but don't push it in NYC.

A brawl at a Manhattan nightclub over the weekend ended with Monaco's Prince Pierre Casiraghi in the hospital and a New York man facing assault charges but pleading self-defense.

The incident occurred around 2 a.m. Saturday at the Double Seven Nightclub, when according to police 24-year-old Casiraghi, the grandson of Grace Kelly, got into a confrontation with 47-year-old Adam Hock, a former nightclub owner.
Casiraghi reportedly approached Hock, leading to a physical confrontation. Hock, who according to the New York Post was sitting with friends including supermodels Natasha Poly, Valentina Zalyaeva and Anja Rubik, allegedly punched Casigraghi and three friends who came to his aid.

"Pierre's face looked broken, with deep cuts and blood everywhere," a witness told the New York Post. "He looked like he needed plastic surgery."

Hock was arrested and charged with four counts of third-degree assault.

Hock's lawyer, Sal Strazzullo, said his client acted in self defense and was trying to protect the people he was sitting with.

"The complaint speaks for itself, when it comes to four men allegedly saying that my client was the attacker," Strazzullo told ABCNews.com. "It was four men against one."

I think the Supermodels 1 bodyguard beat the Princes 3

**krischan** · 22-02-2012, 09:26

Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch

they make little doggie booties to help them walk and protect their feet, lol! ^_^ i came home and told Casey as i pet her, "I would never do that to you! No, no, no! No, i wouldn't! I'm a good puppy mother!" squealed and kissed her snout.

What? You kissed a dog on the snout?

We need a vomiting smiley here!

*passes out*

Do you have an idea of what your dog puts its snout in when you aren't watching?