Character name: Name Here
Character level: clvl Here
Character class: class here
Character build: MeleeMancer? WandAzon? (State the build type only)
Game difficulty: Normal-Nightmare-Hell
Act: 1/Cows-2-3-4-5
Corpse looted: Yes/No
Death type: PvP/PvM/PK
Cause of demise: Short description goes here
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RIP
Name: Shepherd
Class: Necromancer
Build: Zookeeper
Lvl: 21
Difficulty: Normal
Act: 2
Site: Tal rasha's tomb.
Reason: Stupidity
Death Type: PVM
Cause of Demise: Running and we had a few deaths, made it through most of a2 with my zookeeper so I thought I was in the clear. In the tombs, hall to the next room was full of scarabs, all got killed and I ran in forgetting about the lightning bolts. Health was at 3/4 already, dropped to 1/4 and I potted all my little health pots... DEAD. And worst of all the orifice was in the next room.
Reposting cause my thread was locked (despite this one did not exist for the ladder and there are many individual threads in this board with peoples deeds)...
Character name: MFing_Slavery
Character level: high
Character class: sorc
Character build: blizzi
Game difficulty: Hell
Act: 2
Corpse looted: No
Death type: PvM
Cause of demise: was doing my typical sorc duties, tping through hell, i knew vipers will be hard, but when next to olevel 2 entrance there been 3 bosses packs with might aura, i got insta killed, not even my eyes believe i died. damn it, 3rd toon already.
Character name: Talope
Character level: 60
Character class: Amazon
Character build: Javazon(State the build type only)
Game difficulty: Nightmare
Act: 5
Corpse looted: No
Death type: PvM
Cause of demise: Was running public NM baals and was standing too close to a fire enchanted Lister the Tormentor when he died. Had over 1300 life with BO and it 1 shotted her, that bug needs to be fixed.
Character name: Derimacheia
Character level: 86
Character class: Amazon
Character build: Javazon
Game difficulty: Hell
Act: 4 CS
Corpse looted: No
Death type: PvM
Cause of demise: Got surprised by a Frenzy Venom Lord who 2hit killed me.
Character name: NSorceress
Character level: 76
Character class: Sorceress =U
Character build: Lightning
Game difficulty: Hell
Act: 1
Corpse looted: No
Death type: PVM (a better description would be PVStupidity)
Cause of demise: Having grew tired of endlessly mfing nm with no results, and having made a neat smoke for a much needed 50res all (to keep resists at least somewhat positive in hell) I finally went to hell. It was cake all the way even when soloing in full games. 7k lightning damage while my hot merc tanked everything. Got bored of walking around Dark Wood and decided to accelerate by teleporting (akin to how you blind teleport when you mf) to the nearest wall and following it till I see the entrance to Black Marsh...
First teleport lands me under the nearest big tree (damn you, Dark Wood) that apparently had a a boss pack of carvers and corrupt lance rogues under it that I didn't see before. I didn't die instantly but I did go into stupid/slow mode as I watched my merc start fighting while I got hit stuck within the mobs. Instead of using the 2-3 seconds I had to drink all the full purps I stockpiled while saving and exiting, I kept on trying to continue teleporting - and what's worse is that I feel like I wasn't even putting any effort into it, just kind of lazily clicking teleport while thinking about other things. Well, needless to say deeds came soon after and the only thing I could think of was "awesome =U" which I posted before leaving.
Death well earned. Not having played for a year left me too carefree >_>. Nothing really memorable lost except the 34and35 spirit swords I had finally managed to roll, a lowish gheeds, and my merc's perfect insight thresher which was the pride of my char =(.
Character name: Stargazer
Character level: 96
Character class: Sorceress
Character build: Blizzard
Game difficulty: Hell
Act: 5
Corpse looted: Yes
Death type: PvM
Character name: Icy_Hot
Character level: 67
Character class: Sorceress
Character build: FO/Firewall
Game difficulty: Hell
Act: 1/Dark Woods
Corpse looted: No
Death type: PvM
Cause of demise: I was trying to hurry and find the WP before leaving for Easter dinner and teleported into a swarm of extra fast fanatic quill rats. Rats. Next time, I'll remember to take my time.
Character name: HC_Witch
Character level: 23
Character class: Sorc
Character build: Chanter
Game difficulty: Normal
Act: 3 Mephisto
Corpse looted: No
Death type: PvM
Cause of demise: She was just supposed to be a chanter/mule supporting my first venture into HC. I have had NO LUCK finding an Amn (or a better weapon) for my Barb, so I foolishly sent her in "shopping." One shot was all she heard...poor thing. Hopefully I've learned something (patience perhaps).
Character name: Pettson (first try)
Character level: around 40
Character class: Assassin
Character build: Trap/Kick
Game difficulty: Nightmare
Act: 2
Corpse looted: Yes
Death type: PvM
Cause of demise: Bosspack of Scarabs
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RIP: Our Fallen Friends
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Character name: Pettson (second try)
Character level: 82
Character class: Assassin
Character build: Trap/Kick
Game difficulty: Hell
Act: 5
Corpse looted: No
Death type: PvM
Cause of demise: When the fifth wave of my first solo baalrun, it lagged and I died in 1 sec. The third time is a charm though, now Pettson is a strong barbarian at level 92.
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RIP: Our Fallen Friends
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Character name: HoolaBandoola (first try)
Character level: 8
Character class: Paladin
Character build: A bit of everything
Game difficulty: Normal
Act: 1
Corpse looted: Yes
Death type: PvM
Cause of demise: Was too selfconfident while I kept hitting the bosspack of Rogues until they smashed me down to the ground.
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RIP: Our Fallen Friends
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Character name: HoolaBandoola (second try)
Character level: 11
Character class: Paladin
Character build: Holy Fire!
Game difficulty: Normal
Act: 1
Corpse looted: Yes
Death type: PvM
Cause of demise: Jell-O asked about my defense, and I bragged about it being 700, and right after that, ironically, I got critical hit by some Goatmen. I've still my third HoolaBandoola to do, and he'll probably do better this time, just like Pettson did the third time!
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