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I **** you not, I started a YouTube video and moved to this tab. It played an ad first, because this is YouTube and even the ads have ads, and I heard, while I'm looking at the picture, "I'm Barack Obama and I approved this message". I almost died laughing.
Lessons? puh-leze! I'm so wild i may show that man some new tricks and show him something he has never had before! I'm so incredible he might have a heart attack and die with a huge grin on his face! at least he was having fun upon dying.![]()
weird thing I saw this week... a co-worker of mine felt up a customer. XD Like, I was ringing up a customer and the customer was one of those "I'm on my cell phone talking about (un)important matters and I'm way too immersed in my (un)important call to converse with you" types. She was so goddamned immersed instead of asking or motioning for a pen, she took it upon herself to reach over my counter and take mine from my keyboard. Yeah, rude. Idc that she was nice, that's just rude and you don't ****ing reach over and take something You ****ing ask for it, doesn't matter how "important" your conversation is! So, anyways, before this rude act, my co-worker (who's got a throaty, loud, smoker's type voice and is about 50) comes up to this woman and is like, "Ooh, i like this blouse!" She grabs the end of it and touches it and is like, "Is this cotton?" WTF? Don't touch the customers!! XD
I remember being on the phone one time at work, a really important call. A colleague, a girl I knew, started to distract me and was seriously messing with me whilst I tried to ignore her. I ended up grabbing her *** and squeezing it. WTF?
"Oh. My. God.", I said to the person on the other end of the phone. "I just did something and I don't believe I just did that. I think I am going to have to ring you back ....". The girl had this amused/quizzical look on her face as I start to apologise and explain that I really had no idea why I just did that, etc, etc.
It ended up really badly for me. Yep, I married her. What the hell was I thinking ... any of it?
that must've been a dream, Loz, because we aren't married! XD
That could so easily have been you, Leo. Defo!
There's still time
thank you, Lozy. *kiss*
thank you, Techno. XD
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